"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious sa pamamagitan ng now"

"Do what you want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, you moron."

"You're...so manly "means" You need a shave and you sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all you ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I have flabby thighs."

"Hang the picture here" means     "No, I mean hang it there!"

"I heard a noise" means     "I noticed you were almost asleep"
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"Do you pag-ibig me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."

"How much do you pag-ibig me?"= "I did something today you're really not going to like.."

"I'll be ready in a minute."= "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."
"Is my butt fat?"="Tell me I'm beautiful."

"You have to learn to communicate."="why don't you Just agree with me?!"

"Are you listening to me!?"="[Too late, you're dead.]"

"Yes"="No"
"No"="No"
"Maybe"="No"

"I'm sorry"="You'll be sorry."

"I'm not yelling!"="Yes I am yelling because I think this is important."

"Can't we just be friends?"=" There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again."

I just need some space"="...without you in it"

"Can you help me with my homework?"="If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me."

"Do I look fat in this dress?"="We haven't had a fight in a while"

"No, pizza's fine"="Cheap bastard"

"I just do not want a boyfriend now"="I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend"

"I don't know; what do you want to do"="I can't believe that you have nothing planned

"I don't really mind where we eat"="....As long as it's in the place I've already decided on"

"I like you but..."="I don't like you"

"We're moving too quickly"="I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend"

"I'll be ready in a minute"="I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will."

"Oh Yes! Right there"="Well, near there; I just want to get this over with"

"I'm just going out with the girls"="We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends"

"There's no one else"="I am doing your brother"

"Size doesn't count..."="unless I want an orgasm"