***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here you go xD
Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link
I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three
Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet you didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear
Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably pull a Yogi and Booboo
And steal a bunch of them human's foo-ood
You will never get one of my sammiches
Sorry, young lady, but you cannot have this
Sammiches, they nice 'n' all yo,
But I really like me some honey fo sho.
Get it? Heh there ain't nutt'n to get
You probably needa go to the doctors if ya did
Not suggesting that you might be a lil stupid
Yeah every where I go imma be singin this.
Oh everytime I close my eyes,
(WHATCHASEEWHATCHASEE)
I see the back of my eyelids!
And I bet you didn't know this....
Oh, I, I swear... The world better prepare!
FOR WHEN I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR!
Ohohohoh, when I'm a grizzly bear! Ohohohoh.
I be stealin picnic baskets.
Slaughtering lil bunny rabbits.
Then I compliment their dead bodies on how long they lasted
Scratch a couple milli eyeballs in the forest for the heck of it
But keep the pagkain and fun seperate!
And yeah I be the madala to put a whole new meaning to crack addict
Its kind of illegal, but bears can't go to jail so i'd take a crack at it.
I'd probably just take what ever's left and just sell it uh...
So every madala i know could try some
And not a single person would see leftovers from their picnics
i eat it up good then sleep for a bit.
I know we all have different dreams
But in my dreams I become a bear
A GRIZZLY.
I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three
(WHATUPBOOBOO?!)
Oh everytime I close my eyes,
(WHATCHASEEWHATCHASEE)
I see the back of my eyelids!
And I bet you didn't know this....
Oh, I, I swear... The world better prepare!
FOR WHEN I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR!
Ohohohoh, (SING IT) When I'm a grizzly bear! Ohohohoh
I wanna be a grizzly bear... so beary bad.
Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link
I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three
Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet you didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear
Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably pull a Yogi and Booboo
And steal a bunch of them human's foo-ood
You will never get one of my sammiches
Sorry, young lady, but you cannot have this
Sammiches, they nice 'n' all yo,
But I really like me some honey fo sho.
Get it? Heh there ain't nutt'n to get
You probably needa go to the doctors if ya did
Not suggesting that you might be a lil stupid
Yeah every where I go imma be singin this.
Oh everytime I close my eyes,
(WHATCHASEEWHATCHASEE)
I see the back of my eyelids!
And I bet you didn't know this....
Oh, I, I swear... The world better prepare!
FOR WHEN I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR!
Ohohohoh, when I'm a grizzly bear! Ohohohoh.
I be stealin picnic baskets.
Slaughtering lil bunny rabbits.
Then I compliment their dead bodies on how long they lasted
Scratch a couple milli eyeballs in the forest for the heck of it
But keep the pagkain and fun seperate!
And yeah I be the madala to put a whole new meaning to crack addict
Its kind of illegal, but bears can't go to jail so i'd take a crack at it.
I'd probably just take what ever's left and just sell it uh...
So every madala i know could try some
And not a single person would see leftovers from their picnics
i eat it up good then sleep for a bit.
I know we all have different dreams
But in my dreams I become a bear
A GRIZZLY.
I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three
(WHATUPBOOBOO?!)
Oh everytime I close my eyes,
(WHATCHASEEWHATCHASEE)
I see the back of my eyelids!
And I bet you didn't know this....
Oh, I, I swear... The world better prepare!
FOR WHEN I'M A GRIZZLY BEAR!
Ohohohoh, (SING IT) When I'm a grizzly bear! Ohohohoh
I wanna be a grizzly bear... so beary bad.
Because why not, right?
1. My paborito foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. Or tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I pag-ibig pag-ibig pag-ibig pag-ibig retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My paborito mga kulay are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My paborito foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. Or tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I pag-ibig pag-ibig pag-ibig pag-ibig retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My paborito mga kulay are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!
Good araw Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some payo to others on how I make Fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years Pagsulat content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the pag-ibig of all that is holy,...
continue reading...
So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some payo to others on how I make Fanpop articles.
I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years Pagsulat content on Fanpop.
Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D
Pro Tip #1: Grammar
Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the pag-ibig of all that is holy,...
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe you can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
You have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
