1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My tsokolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too maasim
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My ubas stepped on a mesa lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My tsokolate
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too maasim
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My ubas stepped on a mesa lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken tumawid the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck tumawid the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man tumawid the road?
A: To get to the segundo hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey tumawid the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey tumawid the road?
A: To get hit sa pamamagitan ng my car.
Q: Why did the woman tumawid the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person you don't know
2)Then twirl another walang tiyak na layunin persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a walang tiyak na layunin persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool pag-awit the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and ipakita them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a walang tiyak na layunin person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
