Steve

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if you worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell you to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your paborito song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow walang tiyak na layunin people off and tell them what to buy every minuto or so. If you get in trouble, say you were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kwelyo and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

I hope you enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all you opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't you see, the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

Some of you girls will remember that on Wednesday i told you that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news pinagmulan HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated sa pamamagitan ng her parents Tish and Billy sinag Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile nakaraan and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started pagganap out...

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits susunod to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be madami imaginative.

I will not bore my boss sa pamamagitan ng with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some madami excuses.

I will do less laundry and use madami deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...

a boy was asked sa pamamagitan ng his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes tahanan and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother ang sumagot " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad ang sumagot "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she ang sumagot "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she ang sumagot "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...