This is sad on so many levels. Like really. >.>

I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... comment on this artikulo if it made u laugh... tagahanga this artikulo if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and tagahanga me if I made you laugh

1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole seresa once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair