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everybody poops a bad lip pagbaba black eyed peas

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Forever Old- OFFICAL MUSIC VIDEO (FOREVER YOUNG PARODY)

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Nightcore - Infected (Lyrics)

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LOL-SO TRUE!

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A Satire. Please read and review.

posted by ThatDarnHippo

This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern araw issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). pag-ibig or hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.

A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years nakaraan were blacks ibingiay the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...

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25 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of pag-ibig .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when you take...

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The New pasko Classic (lyrics)

posted by Lolly4me2

Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY araw (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

asong babae WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT asno CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~

pakwan Owl

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get my satisfaction cx directed sa pamamagitan ng joey fudo weeb

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josh sleeping satisfaction prank directed sa pamamagitan ng joey fudo weeb

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beautiful soul directed sa pamamagitan ng joey fudo weeb

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hardstyle madami like joke style joey fudo weeb

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tha raging fighting spirit directed sa pamamagitan ng joseph and jona

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The Life Of Husbands And Wives After One taon Of The Wedding Day...(Funny).

posted by ShiningsTar542

What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.

-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first araw after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do you want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do you pag-ibig me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do you think that one araw you may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can you halik me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do you think that you may manuntok me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the tuktok in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D

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FuNnY fAiLs

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Live Life To The Fullest

posted by K5-HOWL

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, ipakita life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your puso broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in pag-ibig with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and pag-ibig like you've never been hurt. Life comes...

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Those Awkward Moments

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41 Rules Guys wish Girls Knew

posted by milorox18

Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If you ask a tanong you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...

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My Heroes: part 4 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need madami ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to comment one? or many if you have many. anyways thanks for pagbaba this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX

~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I sinabi starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky sinabi starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...