Funny Posts XD

This ain't mine. I twas originally written sa pamamagitan ng xSHOCKYx, who sinabi 'Pass this on if you pag-ibig Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with Hesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...

I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I pag-ibig the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your puso beat is my paborito lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my tahanan though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound...

1. Turn to a stranger and sing a walang tiyak na layunin song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are madami people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even sinabi shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...