These artikulo are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would you wanna listen to music from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better music available.
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People who listen to rap are kinda annoying too. Well at my school they are.
Me: Hey.
Person: Yo.
Me: *sigh*. So how are you then?
Person: ok. *listening to rap*
Me: Dude? I'm talking to you.
Person: And I'm listening to my music.
Me: Music? Pffft.
Person: At least I don't listen to crap.
Me: Crap? I'M the one listening to crap? You can talk.
Person: Hey! Rap is like the best.
Me: Hardly.
Person: You know what yeah, go away. You like *kisses teeth* need to get a life.
Me: Heh. Don't get your knickers in a twist. Oh wait. They're halfway down your knees already.
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You lot might ADORE rap. Fine. That's OK. But please, for the pag-ibig of God, please don't play it in class or on the bus at full volume. Maybe you're not, but I'm trying to get an education, or focusing on counting the pigeons on the sidewalk.
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Finally I just wanna say, PLEASE don't freakin' smash your teeth in to get ginto ones, or beat up your girlfriend, or end up with no pants just to be like a rap star.
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Sorry if I offended anyone lol. I'm just getting my thoughts out -_-
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would you wanna listen to music from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better music available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda annoying too. Well at my school they are.
Me: Hey.
Person: Yo.
Me: *sigh*. So how are you then?
Person: ok. *listening to rap*
Me: Dude? I'm talking to you.
Person: And I'm listening to my music.
Me: Music? Pffft.
Person: At least I don't listen to crap.
Me: Crap? I'M the one listening to crap? You can talk.
Person: Hey! Rap is like the best.
Me: Hardly.
Person: You know what yeah, go away. You like *kisses teeth* need to get a life.
Me: Heh. Don't get your knickers in a twist. Oh wait. They're halfway down your knees already.
....
You lot might ADORE rap. Fine. That's OK. But please, for the pag-ibig of God, please don't play it in class or on the bus at full volume. Maybe you're not, but I'm trying to get an education, or focusing on counting the pigeons on the sidewalk.
....
Finally I just wanna say, PLEASE don't freakin' smash your teeth in to get ginto ones, or beat up your girlfriend, or end up with no pants just to be like a rap star.
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Sorry if I offended anyone lol. I'm just getting my thoughts out -_-
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving pag-ibig in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in you and the things you doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed kanin in a kanin bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the kanin won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed kanin on your hand and put your paborito filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the kanin lightly. Hold the kanin between your palms. Form the kanin into a round, a triangle, or a cylinder sa pamamagitan ng pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the kanin ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. balutin the kanin ball with a strip of nori or sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I pag-ibig it!
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other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I pag-ibig it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if you call right now we will also send you a what ever you call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 madami dollers shiping and handleing! YOU GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever you call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL araw BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST bituin IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all you have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES YOU THE MOST YOU HAVE THE MOST tagahanga GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST bituin ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST bituin ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some pelikula i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some music i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some pelikula i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some music i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to listahan all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. isda fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. isda fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: No you are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: No you are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.
User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know