Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, you look like the guy in the picture susunod to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet you I can grab that gun before you finish Pagsulat my ticket.
So, you on the take, or what?
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just...
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