A crack team was assembeled in an underground facillity- an alien, a technophilic and his wuv, a bumbling moron, his wife, and two fluffy USMC operatives.
In short, the military
funding of their employer was less than average.
"Why are we all here, again?I really don't remember,"
asked the alien,
Mefeestofyleize, or simply Mef.
The technophile dusted his labcoat off, then returned
to holding his love's shoulder. "Whatever it is, it better not involve that Schofeild man," Tydus said, recalling the last time he
had came here. Estill, his
'girlfriend' merely shuffled closer to him, oddly afraid of...

A/N: THIS IS A VERY CONFUSING STORY IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ORIGIN. It is DESIGNED to start with my usual, methodical and neat style, and degenerate into longer, twisting sentences with minimal grammar. I think it adds to the feel.

I can't be bothered explaining the story behind this story, so just read on, and try to enjoy it. Don't worry- Shane is just as confused as you are. :)

Written in about 5 minutes, maybe.

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Curling in on himself, Shane never made a sound as his scarred eyes fought back the wetness his tear ducts where threatening to loose.

It...

DKS Timed Response soared past the strange landscape of Ultima, or at least strange in that it was land, rather than the grand skies of the planet the Konfederaite operators of the vessel were used to.
Timed Response was on a mission to rid itself of dissident elements in the Cardone Valley of former Ostrien, where Peaceables were waiting to pick up their adherents.
Doctor Coyle wasn't happy about it, either. 'She' was losing valuable slave labour on this whole Humanitarian Compact she had signed before the whole toppling of long-held governments.
"Doctor," sinabi the ship's onboard operating system....

BALANCED CHARACTER.

[ ] They are possessed sa pamamagitan ng an angel
[ ] They are possessed sa pamamagitan ng a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change colour
[x] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[...

"Download of personality, 25% complete," sinabi the TREaOS as it downloaded Estill into the body Tydus made for 'her'. They had sinabi their goodbyes a while ago, and now Tydus was rather antsy with the loneliness caused sa pamamagitan ng this operation.
"Estimate time until completion," he called in an anxious voice. He never made a sister program for Estill because two Konfederaite personalities would be too hard to handle.
It was all rather weird, the process for personalities in the Konfederaite. They couldn't very well make sentient people.
What they did was abduct Nimeans and others, steal their personalities,...

Full name: Shane Matthew Sullen.
Nickname: Scarecrow.
Reason for nickname: Two vertical scars over each of his eyes, which often reminds people of a Scarecrow.
Age: 31.
Gender: Male.
DOB: 8th December.
Occupation: Captain of Marine Recon Unit-16.
Weapons: Depends on the mission he's on. He's known for his Hookshot, but he can use a variety of different weapons and guns. He's very good with a rifle, but he's good with everything
Abilities: He has a superfast reaction timing, and can fly pretty well (both plane and with his wings.)
Status: In a relationship with Tenanah Bluefern.
Allignment: Chaotic Neutral....

Shock contained in the courner, Diabo continued on his lesson, citing the indoctrination of children sa pamamagitan ng men such as Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and Sora.
"Diabo?" asked Tydus, spurring his Konfederaite pride into this matter, as it seemed all Konfederaite could. "None of those people exist."
Diabo glared at his son-in-law, saying, "THAT is what the Santa mga manliligaw WANT you to think. You think the Illuminati rule AMERICA?! NO! THEY RULE pasko SPECIALS! AND SQUARE ENIX! AXEL IS AN ILLUMINATI!"
Mefeestofyleize was being unusually quiet in the back, drawing a few horrid stick...

"SCARECROW, YOU LITTLE SHIT! DON'T YOU DARE-!" Mother cut herself off as she crash-tackled the small black-and-green hybrid.

"Get off, Mother!" Sullen growled, biting her arm- It didn't do much, but just the fact he tried to inflict some sort of damage on her made her jump.

Just what happened to him... God, that must have crushed the poor guy's soul...

"Scarecrow... Don't, man... You can't do this..." Mother said, tears starting to well in her eyes as Shane grabbed the gun her tackle had made him drop, putting it to his temple again.

"Very few people in this world are even remotly aware of the...

 Sadaris woke up to a soft knocking at her cell-like room. She slowly opened her eyes. 
 "Yes? Who is it?" she called out. She sat up, rubbing her head. 
 A familiar metallic hand opened the door. "Yxari, dear?"
 The young woman just backed up against a wall. 'Please don't be her, please don't be her...!' she thought. Her fears were confirmed when the door fully opened, revealing the gypsy. 
 "Ana-Lysa, what are you doing here?" the Executioner asked, a little pissed off that her aunt would come to visit. They didn't like each other at all. Ana-Lysa was the type of person whom everyone...

An Atlas unit held a dropper over the body of the single greatest man of Science in existence.
A mister Cave Johnson, founder, CEO, and slavedriver of Aperture Science and Military Defense Ventures, or madami simply, The-Place-Where-Black-Mesa-Steals-Their-Ideas-From.
Squeezing, the Atlas released a deadly mixture of the deadly 'Blacklight Virus' and at least seven pounds of ultra-condensed asbestos, known as Virale Aperture.
Avoiding the nasty effects of zombrism with the asbestos, Virale Aperture was designed to make a new body, and almost nothing else.
The mind would be left to the P-Body unit...

~VAMPIRE~

[ ] You'd rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You Like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're halik Someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked It.
[ ] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[x] You're madami active at night.

Total: 1

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You're Incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex Is Almost Always On...

 Even through the bars, he could tell she was fragile. She was obviously underfed, but not to the point of emaciation*. She was so much shorter than him, that she had to look straight up to stare him in the eye.** He already felt like asking questions, just to get in her hair, and he did.
 "Why are you here?" he asked, not putting much emotion into it. 
 "Oh, so I can't hang out with men 10 times my size who can probably kill me?" was her smartass answer. She smirked in victory, a reaction Light didn't particularly like. 
 "Wow, you're really full of yourself," he commented. The susunod look...

 The Courtroom. Like he hadn't seen one like this before. The ugly judge with his powdered wig still sat in the dead centre, as if he were the one who got all the attention! No! The attention belonged to Light, and Light alone. He groaned. It was bad enough that he had to sit susunod to TURNER! That thought alone made him want to die. Turner smelled bad when he was anxious or determined. A combination of the two was even worse. Light had to officially stop breathing just to be at the same table. Well, that was kind of a stretch, but he really did stink.
---
 By the time the trial was over, Light...

~VAMPIRE~ 

[x] You'd rather be pale than tan. 
[x] You Like to eat or drink red things. 
[ ] You're lustful/sexual. 
[ ] When you're halik Someone, you tend to bite them. 
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive. 
[x] You've tasted your own blood before and liked It. 
[x] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak.
[x] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others. 
[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything. 
[x] You're madami active at night. 

Total: 7

~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~ 

[ ] You're Incredibly lustful/sexual. 
[ ] Sex Is Almost...

It wasn't difficult for him to navigate his new surroundings. Empire City wasn't nearly as complex as New York.

That also provided worry for Alex Mercer. Not as complex meant less places to hide, less alleys to stalk, and less buildings to throw himself off for giggles.

Pushing those thoughts into the back of his mind, he just stuck to the task at hand; Get away from the crash site.

He'd crashed on purpose, to provide cover for his susunod move. He didn't want attention as it was just yet... And crashing a Marine Corps chopper into the middle of a road seemed like a good enough distraction.

"Where...

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tsaa
[x] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] isda and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs
[ ] Its football...not putbol
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all taon
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] You pag-ibig a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll
[ ] You pag-ibig the tabing-dagat
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports...

So I met a Creeper today.
I named him Joe.
And I loved him.
So, I led him to a cave, and blocked it off, to keep him ligtas from the other things, like the sun.
So, I left to see what time it was.
And I came back......
to see Joe was gone.
I admit it, I cried a little.
Then it started raining, so I just sat in a nearby river until it stopped.
Then I got up, and met a Zombie and Creeper, that I named Ted the Zombie and Joe 2.
And I'll never leave.
I won't let them die, or dissapear, or burn in the sun. They pag-ibig me, they won't hurt me, and all the others are the same. So, I'll just sit in a cave with my...

Character Chart
Character's full name: Shane Matthew Sullen.
Reason or meaning of name: None.
Character's nickname: Scarecrow.
Reason for nickname: Two vertical scars, one over each eye, similar to the eyes of a Scarecrow.
Birth date: 8th Dec.
Theme: Streets of Unknown sa pamamagitan ng Machinimasound.

Physical appearance
Age: 31.
How old does he/she appear: 25.
Weight: 40 pounds.
Height: 2"8 (2"9 with boots)
Body build: Slim, but not underweight. He's fit and healthy, and physically much stronger in the legs than arms.
Shape of face: n/a.
Eye color: Vivid blue.
Glasses or contacts: He wears sunglasses to conceal his damaged...

1 What is your pen name?
Soda

2 How did you get the name?
...To be honest, I've got NO idea. .3.

3 Do you use PC or Mac?
PC. Macs confuse me. c:

4 What software you use most often?
Paint.net

5 Do you use mouse, or tablet?
Mouse, but mainly laptop touchpad. It's annoying. e_____e

6 The color you use most often is?
Black.

7 What area of the pictures do you put most effort into?
Colouring and shading.

8 How long does it take you do draw a picture?
Depends. Anywhere between 40 minutos to 6 hours.

9 Do you keep your rough drafts?
Sometimes. Rarely. I dunno. I have a draw full of them. tumawid that, five draws....

It was almost four hours in Diabo's rant about how the Germans were the root of the whole Santa scheme, when a subersive element hindered this Kidnapping experiment.
And, it was mainly the small Mariner, Shane Sullen's fault.
A quick rapping at the door sounded the intruder's prescence, prompting everyone in the room to draw their weapons.
"Helloo?" asked Tydus, pointing a small Konfederaite laser pistol at the door. "Who's there?"
The locked door moved back and forth as the outsider tried to pull it open. "I'm here to stop you!" it said, trying harder to open the door.
Diabo judged the ways he...