Sketch dumps.

A/N: THIS IS A VERY CONFUSING STORY IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ORIGIN. It is DESIGNED to start with my usual, methodical and neat style, and degenerate into longer, twisting sentences with minimal grammar. I think it adds to the feel.

I can't be bothered explaining the story behind this story, so just read on, and try to enjoy it. Don't worry- Shane is just as confused as you are. :)

Written in about 5 minutes, maybe.

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Curling in on himself, Shane never made a sound as his scarred eyes fought back the wetness his tear ducts where threatening to loose.

It...

DKS Timed Response soared past the strange landscape of Ultima, or at least strange in that it was land, rather than the grand skies of the planet the Konfederaite operators of the vessel were used to.
Timed Response was on a mission to rid itself of dissident elements in the Cardone Valley of former Ostrien, where Peaceables were waiting to pick up their adherents.
Doctor Coyle wasn't happy about it, either. 'She' was losing valuable slave labour on this whole Humanitarian Compact she had signed before the whole toppling of long-held governments.
"Doctor," sinabi the ship's onboard operating system....

BALANCED CHARACTER.

[ ] They are possessed sa pamamagitan ng an angel
[ ] They are possessed sa pamamagitan ng a demon
[ ] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[x] They are physically strong
[ ] They have a rare hair/fur colour
[ ] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[ ] This happens to be red
[ ] Their eyes change colour
[x] They have wings
[ ] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[ ] They are immortal
[ ] (if a female) they have large bra size
[ ] (if a male) they are very muscular
[x] They are very attractive to the opposite gender
[ ] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[ ] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc
[...

 Sadaris woke up to a soft knocking at her cell-like room. She slowly opened her eyes. 
 "Yes? Who is it?" she called out. She sat up, rubbing her head. 
 A familiar metallic hand opened the door. "Yxari, dear?"
 The young woman just backed up against a wall. 'Please don't be her, please don't be her...!' she thought. Her fears were confirmed when the door fully opened, revealing the gypsy. 
 "Ana-Lysa, what are you doing here?" the Executioner asked, a little pissed off that her aunt would come to visit. They didn't like each other at all. Ana-Lysa was the type of person whom everyone...

An Atlas unit held a dropper over the body of the single greatest man of Science in existence.
A mister Cave Johnson, founder, CEO, and slavedriver of Aperture Science and Military Defense Ventures, or madami simply, The-Place-Where-Black-Mesa-Steals-Their-Ideas-From.
Squeezing, the Atlas released a deadly mixture of the deadly 'Blacklight Virus' and at least seven pounds of ultra-condensed asbestos, known as Virale Aperture.
Avoiding the nasty effects of zombrism with the asbestos, Virale Aperture was designed to make a new body, and almost nothing else.
The mind would be left to the P-Body unit...

 Even through the bars, he could tell she was fragile. She was obviously underfed, but not to the point of emaciation*. She was so much shorter than him, that she had to look straight up to stare him in the eye.** He already felt like asking questions, just to get in her hair, and he did.
 "Why are you here?" he asked, not putting much emotion into it. 
 "Oh, so I can't hang out with men 10 times my size who can probably kill me?" was her smartass answer. She smirked in victory, a reaction Light didn't particularly like. 
 "Wow, you're really full of yourself," he commented. The susunod look...

 The Courtroom. Like he hadn't seen one like this before. The ugly judge with his powdered wig still sat in the dead centre, as if he were the one who got all the attention! No! The attention belonged to Light, and Light alone. He groaned. It was bad enough that he had to sit susunod to TURNER! That thought alone made him want to die. Turner smelled bad when he was anxious or determined. A combination of the two was even worse. Light had to officially stop breathing just to be at the same table. Well, that was kind of a stretch, but he really did stink.
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 By the time the trial was over, Light...

It wasn't difficult for him to navigate his new surroundings. Empire City wasn't nearly as complex as New York.

That also provided worry for Alex Mercer. Not as complex meant less places to hide, less alleys to stalk, and less buildings to throw himself off for giggles.

Pushing those thoughts into the back of his mind, he just stuck to the task at hand; Get away from the crash site.

He'd crashed on purpose, to provide cover for his susunod move. He didn't want attention as it was just yet... And crashing a Marine Corps chopper into the middle of a road seemed like a good enough distraction.

"Where...

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tsaa
[x] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell"
[ ] isda and Chips are yummy
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs
[ ] Its football...not putbol
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all taon
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[x] You pag-ibig a backyard barbie
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll
[ ] You pag-ibig the tabing-dagat
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] You're a sports...

So I met a Creeper today.
I named him Joe.
And I loved him.
So, I led him to a cave, and blocked it off, to keep him ligtas from the other things, like the sun.
So, I left to see what time it was.
And I came back......
to see Joe was gone.
I admit it, I cried a little.
Then it started raining, so I just sat in a nearby river until it stopped.
Then I got up, and met a Zombie and Creeper, that I named Ted the Zombie and Joe 2.
And I'll never leave.
I won't let them die, or dissapear, or burn in the sun. They pag-ibig me, they won't hurt me, and all the others are the same. So, I'll just sit in a cave with my...

Character Chart
Character's full name: Shane Matthew Sullen.
Reason or meaning of name: None.
Character's nickname: Scarecrow.
Reason for nickname: Two vertical scars, one over each eye, similar to the eyes of a Scarecrow.
Birth date: 8th Dec.
Theme: Streets of Unknown sa pamamagitan ng Machinimasound.

Physical appearance
Age: 31.
How old does he/she appear: 25.
Weight: 40 pounds.
Height: 2"8 (2"9 with boots)
Body build: Slim, but not underweight. He's fit and healthy, and physically much stronger in the legs than arms.
Shape of face: n/a.
Eye color: Vivid blue.
Glasses or contacts: He wears sunglasses to conceal his damaged...

1 What is your pen name?
Soda

2 How did you get the name?
...To be honest, I've got NO idea. .3.

3 Do you use PC or Mac?
PC. Macs confuse me. c:

4 What software you use most often?
Paint.net

5 Do you use mouse, or tablet?
Mouse, but mainly laptop touchpad. It's annoying. e_____e

6 The color you use most often is?
Black.

7 What area of the pictures do you put most effort into?
Colouring and shading.

8 How long does it take you do draw a picture?
Depends. Anywhere between 40 minutos to 6 hours.

9 Do you keep your rough drafts?
Sometimes. Rarely. I dunno. I have a draw full of them. tumawid that, five draws....

Empire City was at least liveable again these days.

Despite the immense destruction that had taken place there when one Cole MacGrath unleashed that deadly blast and the amount of crime that had gone on over the city soon after that, with the help of the now-deemed hero, those who called the place tahanan had made a good ilipat at cleaning up this mess.

Unconcerned about, but considering, a new job, Cole had found it much madami enjoyable to just kick back his feet for the time being and get some well-earned relaxing time.

Sprawled across his couch, lazily flicking through channels on the TV, he paused...