This is a romance meme in honor of Valentine's day! The results are sexual, flirtatious and all around completely awkward.
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if you have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of you who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I pag-ibig
1. Maddie
2. Mitch
3. Jay
4. Lana
5. Jade
6. Robyn
7. Ryder(new :P)
8.Ronnie
9. Tristan
10. Zack
11. Alyssa (new)
12. Charlie(new)
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Lana: STAY AWAY FROM RONNIE, SHES MY SNICKER LOVER, MINEEEE! *hits ryder with her bag*
Ryder: OUCH! STOP IT YOU CRAZY BITCH!
ronnie: *watching from a distance eating a snicker* woops?
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in pag-ibig with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] or stay with [2]?
Mitch: ... i dont!
Jade:thank fuck!
Alyssa:*Storms in* STOP THE WEDDING, JADES MINE!
jade: :U AM NOT!
alyssa: oh, okay then. *walks away*
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Ryder: *Staring at maddie*
maddie: what? :U
Ryder: im seeing if your going to turn into a radioactive gagamba and eat me.
Maddie: okayyy thennnn....
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Tristan: i h-hope you like titanic...
Charlie: sure! *he eats some popcorn*
~the end~
Charlie:NO JACK, DONT COME, COME BACK D;;;; NOOOOOO!
Tristan:.......
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Zack: i dont pag-ibig you, baiii!
Lana: :U *hits zack over the head* I BET YOU WAS CHEATING ON ME, HUH, HUH! *pushes him away* you man hoe!
Zack: *shrugs and hugs mitch* uy boo <3
Mitch: this isnt the way i wanted to loose my virginity o.o
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Lana: jay, im afraid we have some news, YOUR PREGNANT :D
jay:... h-how?
Lana: beats me!
Tristan: shouldnt i be the one pregnant?
Jay: i like guys.
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Jay: yes.....
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Charlie: WHERES MY CAKE! ;U
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating or does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
maddie: :O ANA DONT GO NEAR THE SCUM!
Ronnie: S: what?
Maddie: RONNIES WITH ROBYN!
Lana: *sniffles* why is everyone lying to me today D: *starts crying*
Maddie: thanx alot ronnie!
Ronnie: .... *Eating snicker*
10. [11] is set up sa pamamagitan ng [10], on a blind petsa with [7]. Does the petsa go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the petsa has ended?
Alyssa: h-hi ryder.
Ryden: wanna fuck?
Alyssa: :O ewwww! .... sure!
Ryden: >:D
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Mitch: jay, i need to tell you something.
Jay: yeah?
Mitch: why are we dating again? i mean, your my brother.
Jay:... i dont know :U
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Tristan: its not you, its me...
Jade: whatever *walks away*
~later~
Jade: tell anyone about this and il kill you.
jay: you r-raped me. and i like boys.
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Alyssa: charlie, my brother i had to marry!! NOOOO!
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Ryder: id own a stippers joint. then life would be perfect.
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Lana: zack, your bad asno and sexy, but i pag-ibig my edward!
16. A drunken [8] comes tahanan and finds [1] in kama with [11]. How does [8] react?
Ronnie: *comes in with a snickerin her drink* OH MY GAWD GUYS! *falls on the floor asleep*
Maddie: *shrugs*
Alyssa: .....
17. Is a sweet pag-ibig scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Robyn: i got you a condom.
Tristan:....... uhm....
18. [7] and [4] are mapait rivals. What made them rivals?
Ryden: LANA GIVE ME THE ADDRESS!
Lana: nope! *skipping in circles and rips up the paper* heh
Ryder: now i can never fuck amy!
Lana: her names abi.
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Maddie: do you like skittles?
Charlie: nope.
Maddie: this wont work.
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] or [5]?
Lana: fuckkk yeahhhh XD
Jade: bye*walks away*
Robyn: come hear lana ;D
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] or [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Ryder: jay, because hes madami feminine.
Jay: D:
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Maddie: i pag-ibig youuuu
Mitch: pag-ibig you tooo boo bearrr
Alyssa: GIVE ME BACK MADDIEEEEEE!
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Tristan: robyn or jay. easy. jay.
24. [7] falls in pag-ibig with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Ryder: RONNIE I THINK I pag-ibig YOU.
Ronnie: today im a hoe, so i hate you and like mitch. bai now!
I chose some of my most sexual OCs for this to be as inappropriate, but hilarious as possible, if you have problems with any sort of sexuality... please don't read this.
For those of you who actually decide to press on, enjoy!
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Twelve Characters I pag-ibig
1. Maddie
2. Mitch
3. Jay
4. Lana
5. Jade
6. Robyn
7. Ryder(new :P)
8.Ronnie
9. Tristan
10. Zack
11. Alyssa (new)
12. Charlie(new)
1. If [8] was involved with both [7] and [4] how would [7] and [4] react when they found out about one another?
Lana: STAY AWAY FROM RONNIE, SHES MY SNICKER LOVER, MINEEEE! *hits ryder with her bag*
Ryder: OUCH! STOP IT YOU CRAZY BITCH!
ronnie: *watching from a distance eating a snicker* woops?
2. [2] and [5] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [11] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [11] is in pag-ibig with [5] and cannot let them marry [2]. Does [5] go back to [11] or stay with [2]?
Mitch: ... i dont!
Jade:thank fuck!
Alyssa:*Storms in* STOP THE WEDDING, JADES MINE!
jade: :U AM NOT!
alyssa: oh, okay then. *walks away*
3. [7] has a phobia that involves [1]. What is the phobia?
Ryder: *Staring at maddie*
maddie: what? :U
Ryder: im seeing if your going to turn into a radioactive gagamba and eat me.
Maddie: okayyy thennnn....
4. [9] and [12] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [9] pick and what movie does [12] pick? Is [12] happy with [9]'s pick and vice versa?
Tristan: i h-hope you like titanic...
Charlie: sure! *he eats some popcorn*
~the end~
Charlie:NO JACK, DONT COME, COME BACK D;;;; NOOOOOO!
Tristan:.......
5. [10] is in an unhappy relationship with [4] and realizes that he/she should be with [2] instead.
Zack: i dont pag-ibig you, baiii!
Lana: :U *hits zack over the head* I BET YOU WAS CHEATING ON ME, HUH, HUH! *pushes him away* you man hoe!
Zack: *shrugs and hugs mitch* uy boo <3
Mitch: this isnt the way i wanted to loose my virginity o.o
6. [3] is pregnant with [9] baby. How does [5] react?
Lana: jay, im afraid we have some news, YOUR PREGNANT :D
jay:... h-how?
Lana: beats me!
Tristan: shouldnt i be the one pregnant?
Jay: i like guys.
7. Does [3] handle commitments well?
Jay: yes.....
8. If [12] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Charlie: WHERES MY CAKE! ;U
9. [1] sees [4] with [8] and knows that [8] is involved with [6]. Does [1] tell [6] that [8] is cheating or does [6] deserve to find out on his own?
maddie: :O ANA DONT GO NEAR THE SCUM!
Ronnie: S: what?
Maddie: RONNIES WITH ROBYN!
Lana: *sniffles* why is everyone lying to me today D: *starts crying*
Maddie: thanx alot ronnie!
Ronnie: .... *Eating snicker*
10. [11] is set up sa pamamagitan ng [10], on a blind petsa with [7]. Does the petsa go smoothly, and has [11] decided that he/she wants to kill [10] before the petsa has ended?
Alyssa: h-hi ryder.
Ryden: wanna fuck?
Alyssa: :O ewwww! .... sure!
Ryden: >:D
11. [2] and [3] have been dating for a year. Where does [2] choose to pop the question?
Mitch: jay, i need to tell you something.
Jay: yeah?
Mitch: why are we dating again? i mean, your my brother.
Jay:... i dont know :U
12. [9] wants to end their relationship with [5]. How does [9] choose to do so? Heartbroken [5] has a one night stand with [3].
Tristan: its not you, its me...
Jade: whatever *walks away*
~later~
Jade: tell anyone about this and il kill you.
jay: you r-raped me. and i like boys.
13. [11] and [12] married. How does [12] handle [11] death?
Alyssa: charlie, my brother i had to marry!! NOOOO!
14. If there was one thing [7] could change about their life what would it be?
Ryder: id own a stippers joint. then life would be perfect.
15. If [4] could say anything to [10] what would they say?
Lana: zack, your bad asno and sexy, but i pag-ibig my edward!
16. A drunken [8] comes tahanan and finds [1] in kama with [11]. How does [8] react?
Ronnie: *comes in with a snickerin her drink* OH MY GAWD GUYS! *falls on the floor asleep*
Maddie: *shrugs*
Alyssa: .....
17. Is a sweet pag-ibig scene between [6] and [9] possible?
Robyn: i got you a condom.
Tristan:....... uhm....
18. [7] and [4] are mapait rivals. What made them rivals?
Ryden: LANA GIVE ME THE ADDRESS!
Lana: nope! *skipping in circles and rips up the paper* heh
Ryder: now i can never fuck amy!
Lana: her names abi.
19. Is a happily ever after possible for [1] and [12]?
Maddie: do you like skittles?
Charlie: nope.
Maddie: this wont work.
20. [4] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [6] or [5]?
Lana: fuckkk yeahhhh XD
Jade: bye*walks away*
Robyn: come hear lana ;D
21. If [7] had to be stuck on a island with [2] or [3] which would [7] choose? Why?
Ryder: jay, because hes madami feminine.
Jay: D:
22. [1] and [2] are romantically involved when [1]'s original love, [11] returns from the dead. How does [1] handle the person's return?
Maddie: i pag-ibig youuuu
Mitch: pag-ibig you tooo boo bearrr
Alyssa: GIVE ME BACK MADDIEEEEEE!
23. [9] is forced to choose who will live between [3] and [6]. Which one does [9] choose to live?
Tristan: robyn or jay. easy. jay.
24. [7] falls in pag-ibig with [8]. When [7] gets the opportunity to be with [8] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [8] is only using him/her to get close to [2].
Ryder: RONNIE I THINK I pag-ibig YOU.
Ronnie: today im a hoe, so i hate you and like mitch. bai now!
*District one*
Nina was relaxed she knew there no way she'd be picked after 4 years of being elibe not once was she picked. as the girl name was drawn they sinabi "And our girl tribie will be....NINA!" the crowd was half and half half were in a shock half screamed YES! Haters σ_σ
Nina's eyes grew wide and all she thought was DA FUQ!
Then they pulled the boy name
"AND our boy tribite is!" she turned over the slip "Paylor Mellua!"
Paylor's P.O.V
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! D8
Tell me they didn't just say my name!
Nina was relaxed she knew there no way she'd be picked after 4 years of being elibe not once was she picked. as the girl name was drawn they sinabi "And our girl tribie will be....NINA!" the crowd was half and half half were in a shock half screamed YES! Haters σ_σ
Nina's eyes grew wide and all she thought was DA FUQ!
Then they pulled the boy name
"AND our boy tribite is!" she turned over the slip "Paylor Mellua!"
Paylor's P.O.V
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! D8
Tell me they didn't just say my name!
Sayu (colecutegirl's OC)
Sayu: Well, I'm really smart. I should be able to make it.
Ryan: How do you feel about being on the "un-even" team right now?
Sayu: Well, you're going to fix that..right?
Ryan: Yes, apparently. Some other people will come when one of your team-mates are gone.
Sayu: OK... that's good, I feel better knowing you're just not going to watch my team fail...
Ryan: Come back susunod time as we interview Avory, from Team Blue how she feels about the competition.
Ryan ( The TV show host :p )
Mirra
