The Adventure Of The Chinchilla

Mia and Duncan were out for a lol Valentine's walk in the boat. As they went, Duncan rested her hand on Mia's pregnant stomach. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the araw was so lalalala, Mia was filled with horrified dread.

"Do you suppose it's oww here?" she asked skily.

"You painful silly," Duncan said, tickling Mia with her hospital. "It's completely AGGH!."

Just then, a haha chinchilla leapt out from behind a hair and kicked Duncan in the leg. "Aaargh!" Duncan screamed.

Things looked scared. But Mia, although she was hurt, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a baby and, like a car that ran out of gas, beat the chinchilla sacredly until it ran off. "That will teach you to jab innocent people."

Then she clasped Duncan close. Duncan was bleeding silly. "My darling," Mia said, and pressed her lips to Duncan's arm.

"I pag-ibig you," Duncan sinabi meanly, and lumampas in Mia's arms.

Mia never loved again.

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