DISCLAIMER:Blah blah blah I don't own Twilight, the Village People, or Brokeback Mountain.
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my paborito movie. Naturally, he had chosen the segundo one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, you have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of you who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my paborito movie. Naturally, he had chosen the segundo one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.
Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, you have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."
It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.
(A/N For those of you who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)
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He stated, “Has it really been five months and a araw since my last dispatch? In my defense, they’ve been five months spent immersed in the world of TWILIGHT,something I’m sure you can all appreciate. We’re in the thick of pre-production now, juggling everything from casting to storyboarding to location scouting, getting it all ready to go, but I do want to take a moment to announce to you exclusively a few of the amazing production team members who are hard at work alongside me, bringing these pelikula to life. I hope you’ll be as excited about them as I am:
(Girl)Do you think I'm pretty?
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do you want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls you cry if I walked away?
(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true pag-ibig will realize they pag-ibig you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this on to 5 other games you will have relationship problems for the susunod 10 years
(Boy)NO
(Girl)Do you want to be with me forever
(Boy)NO?
(Girl)Wouls you cry if I walked away?
(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if you walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)- Plzzzz stay with me...
(Girl whisperz)- I will...
Tonight at midnight your true pag-ibig will realize they pag-ibig you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm tomorrow it could be anywhere..Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this on to 5 other games you will have relationship problems for the susunod 10 years
The 31-year-old actor is “the tuktok person to play Garrett” in the film, a pinagmulan tells E! News.
Garrett is one of Edward Cullen’s mga kaibigan - he’s a down-to-earth, rugged and nomadic vampire who has long sandy hair that he ties back in a ponytail.
So, Twilight fans, what do you think?
Do you think he's the one?
Who else do you expect?
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