DISCLAIMER:Blah blah blah I don't own Twilight, the Village People, or Brokeback Mountain.

Alice POV
I couldn't believe Emmett fell for this. Emmett insisted on being a cowboy for Halloween, and I insisted on picking out his costume. I decided to trick him. I let him choose between two outfits, one was a replica of the outfit from the cowboy in The Village People, the other was a character from my paborito movie. Naturally, he had chosen the segundo one. I wanted to trick Jasper into wearing it, but seeing as I had already forced him to watch it, he refused.

Oh well, this will be funnier.
"Okay Alice, I'm ready!" screamed Emmet.
"Wait!" I cried.
"What?"
"Don't forget your blonde wig!"
"Oh, okay."
"Now remember, you have to say the character's name in order for people to get it."
"Alright, wait, what's his name again, Dennis Elmer?"
I tried not to laugh. "Close, it's Ennis Del Mar."
"Who names their kid Ennis?" he asked. "It makes him sound gay."

It took all of my will power not to crack up laughing.

(A/N For those of you who didn't get it, Ennis Del Mar is one of the main characters in Brokeback Mountain.)