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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell you all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid asno colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, You stupid gays. ‘kay, pag-ibig you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

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