Some jokes I found, describing the epic badassness of Bauer. :D
1.If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2.Upon hearing that he was played sa pamamagitan ng Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played sa pamamagitan ng no man.
3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
7.Jack Bauer’s favorite...
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