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Humphrey had just finished his last rap and he wanted to become a rockstar and he did he came up with a song for Eve to sing about how she treats him and he headed for Eve's yungib cause recently Winston had died so he went there and she was tahanan he set up his mobile stage and called Eve out and began: [Bruno Mars Grenade]

Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should of known you was trouble from the first meet,

Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your Help is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don't understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no
Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb
Tell the devil I sinabi “hey” when you get back to where you're from
Mad woman, bad woman,
That's just what you are, yeah,
You’ll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash


You tossed it in the trash, yes you did
To give me all your Help is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is
I’d catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same

If my body was on fire, ooh
You’ d watch me burn down in flames
You sinabi you Helped me you're a liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did baby...
But darling I’ll still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same.
No, you won’t do the same,
You wouldn’t do the same,
Ooh, you’ll never do the same,
No, no, no, no He finished it off with this song :

Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted - one moment
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
Yo

Her Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spagetti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but she keeps on forgetting
What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
SHe opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
SHe's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, blow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Eve, She choked
SHe's so mad, but She won't give up that
Easy, no
SHe won't have it, she knows her whole back's at these ropes
It don't matter, she's dope
SHe knows that, but she's broke
SHe's so stagnant that she knows
When she goes back to her Den, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This old rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her

[Shakey]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we ilipat toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but super stardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, She grows hotter
SHe blows us all over these hoes is all on her
Coast to coast shows, She's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
SHe's grown farther from home, She's no Mother
SHe goes tahanan and barely knows her own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
Her Guys don't want her no mo', she's cold product
They moved on to the susunod schmo who flows
sHe nose kalapati and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da


[Humphrey]
No madami games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like two Aso caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepwritin' the susunod cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified sa pamamagitan ng the fact
That I can't get sa pamamagitan ng with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddamn pagkain stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin' on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another araw of monotony's
Gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I pag-ibig you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go, it's my shot.
Feet fail me not, this maybe the only opportunity that I got

You can do anything you set your mind to, Girl

Then he left all glad then he got back to his yungib and hung with john playing Call of duty modern warfare2 and they were having fun but deep inside john some Depression was starting to burn...[END OF PART 11]
posted by Red_Pyramid206
One araw while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.


Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot madami to hunt now that she had madami mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are you little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie sinabi with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...
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Kate was getting ready for her petsa with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror pelikula until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the paliguan and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate sinabi to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were madami sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...
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posted by Xscash232
 Humphrey
Humphrey
Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode sa pamamagitan ng and sinabi "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and sinabi "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and sinabi "Listen if your picking a fight...
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Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the lobo base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I pag-ibig you too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of you came, and it helped. I pag-ibig you brother!”...
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Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope you enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see you man!”
“It’s good to see you too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...
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SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the sopa watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he sinabi 'Humphrey you need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first kalesa and Tony...
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IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm araw in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big araw for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did you wash your balahibo with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...
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After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the yungib all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her puso ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, or Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...
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Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt you can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...
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Chapter 3: Omega Hostage

Upon their return to Jasper, the group, now composed of Kyle's pack, hid just behind the tree-line, out of sight of King and his Rouge Wolves. Or so they thought.

As they were talking amongst themselves, trying to figure out what to do, a group of Rouge mga lobo came out from nowhere and attacked the group. In the chaos, a smaller group came out from behind the bushes and kidnapped Humphrey, taking him hostage.

"Kate!" he shouted as he was being dragged away. Kate turned to see him being carried off. She went to go after him but was stopped sa pamamagitan ng the Rouges. Their numbers...
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posted by SentinelPrime89
It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Come sumali the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.

We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
pato and gansa flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?

We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
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