I Decided to go with the Left 4 Dead crossover. We need a good zombie story on here. I started a dead rising crossover back when I first joined, but It soon died and I moved on.
Hello, my name is Kate. This is the story of how me, my boyfriend, my sister, and my brother-in-law survived a living hell hole. I tell ya, it aint a pretty sight. If you got a problem, you can fuck off. Anyway, back to the story.
This whole thing started out on a normal day. I wake up in my apartment, have coffee, shower, get dressed, and go to a job I REALLY fucking hate. Im an accountant at some stupid insurance company. I get a good salary but I HATE my boss. His name is Cando, but I call him "Sgt. Asshole" behind his back. He can be cool on occasion, but that was VERY rare. Anyway, before I left for work, I turned on the news. They sinabi something about a mysterious virus going around. I switched off the Tv, not interested in some bug going around. Today I REALLY regret not watching that report. I walked down the streets of Jasper City and noticed people coughing an looking pale. It kinda creeped me out. Just as I turned the corner, some asshole sneezed on me.
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR FUCKING GOING DIPSHIT!" I yelled.
"Sorry lady geez." he sinabi running off.
Look, im not an asshole, but when you fucking sneeze and get shit all over me, I WILL get pissed. I got that from my mom.
So I finally arrived at work and checked in. Once I got to my cubicle, I was greeted sa pamamagitan ng my best friend, Sweets. We went to Misissippi State together and since then became best friends.
"Hey there sexy." She laughed, hugging me.
"Hey bitch." I teased.
"Hey boss aint here today." Sweets grinned.
I looked up to the sky.
"There is a God!" I laughed.
"So, how were you and Humphrey the other night?" Sweets asked in that curious way.
"None of your business." I said.
"YOU HAD SEX DIDNT YOU!?" She gasped.
I blushed.
"Ok you got me. HE'S FUCKING HUGE!" I said.
"I bet! Oh how I would pag-ibig to have him fuck my cunt." Sweets said.
"Oh shut up! he's mine anyway! You have Arctic." Kate laughed.
"Oh Arctic..... he's so dreamy. I pag-ibig him to death." Sweets sinabi turning to her papers.
"Yeah I bet. he's a pretty cool guy. Another cool guy is my twin sister's guy, Chris. They are expecting their first child soon." I said.
"AWWWWW! Boy or Girl?" Sweets asked.
"They don't know yet." I said.
So after a nice araw of chatting and getting work done, and now being in a MUCH better mood than I was this morning, I left work and went to help ilipat some of Humphrey's stuff into my apartment. We got engaged last week. It was the sweetest thing. He got on both knees at the Moonlight Howl bar and proposed to me with a beautiful ring. Of course, being madly in love, I screamed "YES" so loud that every one clapped for us.
I pulled in to the driveway of his parent's and went to the door. His parents were on vacation down in Destin, Florida. Humphrey could not go because of work. He is a FBI agent in training. So far, he's done good. Humphrey answered the door with a hug and halik for me. I gladly accepted both.
"Hey baby." I said, halik him.
"Hey hun, glad you can make it! Im so excited to be living with you." he said.
"Humphrey, lets just say you don't get your own room." I sinabi with that sexy grin.
I laughed when I saw the balahibo on Humphrey get stiff.
"Kate, dont give me a boner now." he laughed.
"Hahaha ok babe. Here lets get goin." I said.
So I helped Humphrey load his stuff into my truck (Yes I am a tomboy. I even play xbox.) and we drove to my apartment outside of Jasper City.
Later that evening, after getting settled in. Humphrey helped me clean my guns. I had 4 bisiro 1911s, 2 M16s, 2 Savage .243 cal rifles, 2 Uzi's, 2 bomba shotguns, and 2 auto shotguns. Im a gun girl. I got all those from good connections in Law enforcement. I have a few good mga kaibigan down there and they give me mga baril when they don't need them. Yes, Im that popular.
"Shit Kate, your ready for the goddamn zombie apocalypse." Humphrey laughed.
"Yeah. I guess your right." I said.
Thats when I Nawawala it. I jumped on him, tore his sando off, and we both went to bed. Humphrey had a thing for my tits I tell you that. And that my pussy was SORE too. I sucked and fucked him clean. (Don't worry kids, Ill add a descriptive scene later. hehehe.) After a romantic pag-ibig making moment, we were fast asleep in each other's arms.
But little did I know, all hell was gonna break loose
Hello, my name is Kate. This is the story of how me, my boyfriend, my sister, and my brother-in-law survived a living hell hole. I tell ya, it aint a pretty sight. If you got a problem, you can fuck off. Anyway, back to the story.
This whole thing started out on a normal day. I wake up in my apartment, have coffee, shower, get dressed, and go to a job I REALLY fucking hate. Im an accountant at some stupid insurance company. I get a good salary but I HATE my boss. His name is Cando, but I call him "Sgt. Asshole" behind his back. He can be cool on occasion, but that was VERY rare. Anyway, before I left for work, I turned on the news. They sinabi something about a mysterious virus going around. I switched off the Tv, not interested in some bug going around. Today I REALLY regret not watching that report. I walked down the streets of Jasper City and noticed people coughing an looking pale. It kinda creeped me out. Just as I turned the corner, some asshole sneezed on me.
"HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR FUCKING GOING DIPSHIT!" I yelled.
"Sorry lady geez." he sinabi running off.
Look, im not an asshole, but when you fucking sneeze and get shit all over me, I WILL get pissed. I got that from my mom.
So I finally arrived at work and checked in. Once I got to my cubicle, I was greeted sa pamamagitan ng my best friend, Sweets. We went to Misissippi State together and since then became best friends.
"Hey there sexy." She laughed, hugging me.
"Hey bitch." I teased.
"Hey boss aint here today." Sweets grinned.
I looked up to the sky.
"There is a God!" I laughed.
"So, how were you and Humphrey the other night?" Sweets asked in that curious way.
"None of your business." I said.
"YOU HAD SEX DIDNT YOU!?" She gasped.
I blushed.
"Ok you got me. HE'S FUCKING HUGE!" I said.
"I bet! Oh how I would pag-ibig to have him fuck my cunt." Sweets said.
"Oh shut up! he's mine anyway! You have Arctic." Kate laughed.
"Oh Arctic..... he's so dreamy. I pag-ibig him to death." Sweets sinabi turning to her papers.
"Yeah I bet. he's a pretty cool guy. Another cool guy is my twin sister's guy, Chris. They are expecting their first child soon." I said.
"AWWWWW! Boy or Girl?" Sweets asked.
"They don't know yet." I said.
So after a nice araw of chatting and getting work done, and now being in a MUCH better mood than I was this morning, I left work and went to help ilipat some of Humphrey's stuff into my apartment. We got engaged last week. It was the sweetest thing. He got on both knees at the Moonlight Howl bar and proposed to me with a beautiful ring. Of course, being madly in love, I screamed "YES" so loud that every one clapped for us.
I pulled in to the driveway of his parent's and went to the door. His parents were on vacation down in Destin, Florida. Humphrey could not go because of work. He is a FBI agent in training. So far, he's done good. Humphrey answered the door with a hug and halik for me. I gladly accepted both.
"Hey baby." I said, halik him.
"Hey hun, glad you can make it! Im so excited to be living with you." he said.
"Humphrey, lets just say you don't get your own room." I sinabi with that sexy grin.
I laughed when I saw the balahibo on Humphrey get stiff.
"Kate, dont give me a boner now." he laughed.
"Hahaha ok babe. Here lets get goin." I said.
So I helped Humphrey load his stuff into my truck (Yes I am a tomboy. I even play xbox.) and we drove to my apartment outside of Jasper City.
Later that evening, after getting settled in. Humphrey helped me clean my guns. I had 4 bisiro 1911s, 2 M16s, 2 Savage .243 cal rifles, 2 Uzi's, 2 bomba shotguns, and 2 auto shotguns. Im a gun girl. I got all those from good connections in Law enforcement. I have a few good mga kaibigan down there and they give me mga baril when they don't need them. Yes, Im that popular.
"Shit Kate, your ready for the goddamn zombie apocalypse." Humphrey laughed.
"Yeah. I guess your right." I said.
Thats when I Nawawala it. I jumped on him, tore his sando off, and we both went to bed. Humphrey had a thing for my tits I tell you that. And that my pussy was SORE too. I sucked and fucked him clean. (Don't worry kids, Ill add a descriptive scene later. hehehe.) After a romantic pag-ibig making moment, we were fast asleep in each other's arms.
But little did I know, all hell was gonna break loose
There's been a lot of shit going around this club for a while and It just has to stop! I mean c'mon guys, what the fuck? I know that all of you are better than this. If someone pisses you of you dont go causing madami drama...you fucking just IGNORE them! Let them piss you off and eventually they will get tired. And for you who are complaining about how fun it was when there was like 500 fans or whatever, let me ask you this: WHAT IF THIS MOVIE NEVER FUCKING EXISTED!!?? Would you be happy then? think about that.... What if there was no fanpop either? you wouldn't have met your mates or your mga kaibigan that you have here now! Lets just all apologize and get on with the fun lovable mga lobo that we all know and love! Be grateful that you have eachother!
Thankyou for reading....
Thankyou for reading....
There's been a lot of shit going around this club for a while and It just has to stop! I mean c'mon guys, what the fuck? I know that all of you are better than this. If someone pisses you of you dont go causing madami drama...you fucking just IGNORE them! Let them piss you off and eventually they will get tired. And for you who are complaining about how fun it was when there was like 500 fans or whatever, let me ask you this: WHAT IF THIS MOVIE NEVER FUCKING EXISTED!!?? Would you be happy then? think about that.... What if there was no fanpop either? you wouldn't have met your mates or your mga kaibigan that you have here now! Lets just all apologize and get on with the fun lovable mga lobo that we all know and love! Be grateful that you have eachother!
Thankyou for reading....
Thankyou for reading....
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now Nawawala in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now Nawawala in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
Name: Alexis
Age (Human): 21
Sex: Female
Mate: Chris (Xero_Pyramid)
Personality: Kind, always willing to help, charming, sexy
Likes: Seducing Chris and his girls, Gaming, TV, Sex.
Dislikes: Trolling, Annoying dipshits
Breed: White Wolf
Bio: Don't remember much where I came from. I was abandoned as a child and was forced to live on the streets. I ended up doing things I was not proud of for money until I met my best friend Ashley, I call her Ash though. She took me in and we became friends. Her parents paid my tuition to go to college and I got a degree in Biological sciences. We both met Chris one night as we both sat on the lake behind his house. Chris offered us to live with him. I sinabi yes, but it also meant me and my friend had to part seperate ways. Hopefully we will find her though.
Age (Human): 21
Sex: Female
Mate: Chris (Xero_Pyramid)
Personality: Kind, always willing to help, charming, sexy
Likes: Seducing Chris and his girls, Gaming, TV, Sex.
Dislikes: Trolling, Annoying dipshits
Breed: White Wolf
Bio: Don't remember much where I came from. I was abandoned as a child and was forced to live on the streets. I ended up doing things I was not proud of for money until I met my best friend Ashley, I call her Ash though. She took me in and we became friends. Her parents paid my tuition to go to college and I got a degree in Biological sciences. We both met Chris one night as we both sat on the lake behind his house. Chris offered us to live with him. I sinabi yes, but it also meant me and my friend had to part seperate ways. Hopefully we will find her though.