una at wakas Article: Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

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Left 4 Dead: Alpha and Omega Style *Parody*

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged sa pamamagitan ng a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this you meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio 2 - Car Craze XD

Winston: Ok everyone! Stay away from the cars

*BANG!*

*Winston jumps and turns to see Kate pointing her pistol at the car*

*Car alarm blares*

Kate: Opps.....

Humphrey: YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!

*Hord attacks*

*5,000 Dead zombies later*

Garth: That wasnt so bad.......

Humphrey: *Hunter clawing at him* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!

Scinerio 3 - Safe? Room

Kate: ligtas HOUSE AHEAD!!!!!!!

*Tank appears*

Tank: *Roars* *Charges at survivors*

Garth: *looks at humphrey* Well.... were pwned..... *gets punched sa pamamagitan ng tank*

Scinerio 4 - What are the Odds???

Humphrey: You guys hear that?

Winston: No....

*Smoker tongue wraps around Humphrey and tip of tongue moves on his dick*

Humphrey: *Grossed out* OH FUCK NO!!!!!!

Winston: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garth: *Stares at the crying Witch that looks like Eve*

Winston: Garth.....GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!!

Garth: But shes so AWESOME!!!!!!!!! *Wide tuta eyes*

*Garths gun accidently Goes off*

*Witch gets startled*

Garth: Oh Fuck! Look, Im sorry!

*Witch gets closer*

Garth: *backs away* Mommy......

Witch: *Screams and tears Garth Limb from limb*

Kate: *Runs for her dear life* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!! *Hunter leaps on her and pins her* AH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!!!

*Zooms from outside the TV to Katie holding the controler*

Katie: DAMN! WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?!?!?!

Winston: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Slams gun on the ground but it goes off and shoots him in the head*

The end.......?

thealphaboyz, SweetsOmega and 2 others like this

katealphawolf i am not a gaming person so i felt sorta lost, but it was good writing non the less! All i can say is that if Humphrey ever called Kate "Fucking retard" i would kick his scrawny little ass so far up a tree the Green Giant would be proud! lol and Winston needs to watch his mouth, taking God's name in vain is never okay, i hate to say it but he sorta had it coming when the gun went off after he slammed it on the ground, poor guy, should have paid more attention in hunters safety, to treat a firearm with respect and under the notion that it is always loaded, even if it physically isn't

Katelover812 Left 4 speed???????

SweetsOmega My Arctic doesn't play games like that, but he and I still laughed at the dark humor here.

63712 lol jesus

Resistance C5

posted by TheChriZ1995

Chapter 5: Fun and Games

One buwan later

"Alright Humphrey this should be good enough, now ipakita me what you've learned" A pleased Kate sinabi looking over at her love

"Yes mam" Humphrey replied before creeping around some bushes, she just giggled to herself from how he responded before watching him leave.

The two mga lobo had been stalking a lone deer through the woods for the past several minutos until Kate saw a good opportunity for Humphrey to go in for an attack. This was a big moment Humphrey, if he pulled this off then he will have successfully brought down his first kill. Kate was excited because...

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Kate saving butt

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Desert Wars Ep 1

posted by Slenderwolf

Mission Details:Kill all Enemies, Find the hostages.
Weapons: M4A1 Acog sight, Desert Eagle.
Localization:Iraq
Here Goes Nothing......
Time:10:50 Am.
Desert Special Units.
January 4 2014.
Slenderwolf.
"Wake up!" Sandman said.
I opened my eyes only to find myself into a upside down hummer. I crawl out of hummer. "Here your Gun!" he gave my M4A1. I cover on a sandbag and shoot some enemies. Of course I didnt loose my pistol. I ran to a small house but I got hit sa pamamagitan ng a sniper hidden.
"SHIT, SLENDER IS DOWN!" i heard a soldier. "Im fine..." I said. I took my M4A1 to shoot at sniper, he was hidden on a small...

White Beast Chapter 2: A southern for a Southern

posted by usedtobe2

Drip…drip…drip
The drips of pellucid water dripped on continuously all araw and night, m right ear flopped and buzzed almost half an oras or so.
I stretched and yawned while I was still laying on the ground.
I rosed with an ache, popping my neck sideways.
The sun was barely rising as its heat started flowing inside the cave.
Damn it made me feel drowsy, wanting to go back to bed, well…in a cave; though what’s the difference.
I twisted my body to get a good glance over at Tesla, but she wasn’t there; neither her cover nor journal.
I forgot, she volunteered as a(n) councils apprentice which...

Inhuman part 1

posted by sanman7

Andrew (me) watched as the strange looking lobo ran down the alley he heard the click of a loaded gun and he ducked three shots rang out three bodies hit the sidewalk the lobo walked out the mga baril barrel smoking

Dead and forgotten.

She sinabi as she began to walk out of the alley way Andrew yelled down to the sidewalk to inspect the corpses

uy can I help you?

The lobo shrugged and aimed the .357 magnum at his head

I suggest you don't step closer.

Andrew backed away as he was told he held his hands in the air

And yes I suppose you could be of use.

Andrew asked how

You could shelter me from them.

She lowered the weapon Andrew gladly accepted to shelter her Andrew only wanted to shelter her so he could fuck her. but first he'd gain her pag-ibig and trust he grinned as he let her into his apartment.

If Alpha and Omega was a 2D animated film (by FenneKindleFire)

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SCP_206(Jett) and Me(Kate)

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His Alpha, Her Omega

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On The Train Again

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Alpha and Omega: The Final War Chapter 7: The Nawawala Tale

posted by PurpleDragon02

(Note: This chapter will be split into multiple parts because it's so long)

Chapter 7: The Nawawala Tale

“Yeah, just a minute,” Gerald replied.

“What’s going on now?” Humphrey asked.

“Territorial dispute,” Gerald answered. “We can’t decide who gets the lake. I live on the west side of the lake, he lives on the east side.”

“Okay,” Humphrey replied casually, “so just split the lake. You get the west half, he gets the east half.”

“Oh,” Gerald said, a little embarrassed. “I hadn’t thought of that.”

“Clearly,” Humphrey remarked. “Now, we need your help.”

“What...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter Chapter 6: Refugees

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 6: Refugees

By the time the sun fully rose into the sky, the entirety of the Western Pack had reached the borders of the Northern Pack. Kyle ran up to Claudette, confused at what her entire pack was doing in his territory.

“Claudette, Runt,” he said, “what are you all doing here? Winston, Eve, and Tony arrived around thirty minutos ago. They sinabi something was going on in the valley, but they never sinabi what.”

“We were ambushed sa pamamagitan ng humans,” Claudette explained. “It all happened so fast and there were too many of them. We had to get out of there.”

“We don’t have time to...

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Alpha and Omega: Rise of the Hunter Chapter 3: Rest and Relaxation

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 3: Rest and Relaxation

Later that day, as Mick and Oscar began to get awkwardly acquainted with each other, Jax, Jonas, and Martin set out for a short patrol around the border. As they returned, everyone noticed a terrible stench in the air.

“What is that smell?” Martin asked, trying not to cough in disgust.

“Hey, Steven,” Jax sinabi casually, paying no attention to the awful odor in the air, “it kinda smells like the trail to your yungib after you brought that rotten carcass tahanan last year.”

“Hey, back off!” Steven replied, defensively. “It wasn’t me. And that was a very...

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Alpha and Omega: A Hero's Past Chapter 11: The Youngest Alpha

posted by PurpleDragon02

Chapter 11: The Youngest Alpha

Back at the sandstone cliffs, Adam had begun to take on the role of pack leader. Even though he was the youngest alpha in the pack’s history, it had been going fairly well for him, the decisions he made being mostly simple ones. Although Steven was constantly giving him a hard time, questioning most of the orders that Adam gave.

For the first couple of days, the pack continued to live in the small clearing near the cliffside. There was a small lake nearby where they could get water, and the caribou were sa pamamagitan ng no means in short supply. The rain, however, continued...

Jasper gang story: Part 1 *Warining Sexual situation*

posted by Xscash232

“Here I am again in the police department” says Humphrey. Humphrey was arrested for gang activitie and he was sitting in a jail cell. He was let free and he went to his car and it’s a 2010 doge challenger convirtble and he drove off and went hom in his yungib sat kate she was waiting for Humphrey to come tahanan she was polishing her dual glocks and then Humphrey scared her and she jolted and pointed them at Humphrey and Humphrey sinabi “Ah!” Kate growled at him and then went back to polishing them she was angry and she did not like it that Humphrey had snuck up on her
Over at Wolfiey and...

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Requested by:TheRealHumphrey...... Humphrey and Kate have Some Fun! (Sexual Content)

posted by kate_humphrey23

What an incredible night it was for the moonlight howl. The huge full moon lit up the night. Kate and Humphrey were on their way back to the den. Kate looked amazing, as usual, all spiffied up, just for her one true love....Humphrey! Humphrey really appreciated this. Kate always knew how to make him happy. He was the happiest omega lobo in the entire universe!

As the couple approached their beautiful yungib Kate told Humphrey to go on in while she was "using the bathroom". So, he did. Humphrey went into the yungib and sat down susunod to the back wall, waiting for Kate to return. Meanwhile Kate was still...

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A whole lot of Kate

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Kate And Lilly

posted by Millksr

Kate And Lilly Holding Their Breath UnderWater And On Land In There Hotel Room Bedroom And In a There Hotel Room Bathroom When Both Of There Bikini Bodies Turn Purple In There Bikinis Kate And Lilly Taking A paliguan In There Hotel Room Bathroom Together In There Bikinis Kate And Lilly Doing A Breath Hold Contest In There Bikinis To Who Can Run Out Of Air First Kate Or Lilly There Facees And There Bikini Bodies Are Gonna Turn Purple a From There Faces To Threre Stomach There Butt Breast

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Proof that Alpha and Omega 9 is Fake

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Kate-CGI-Model-(made-By-Crest)

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Source: Crest Animation Studios

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Alpha and omega : Humphrey's family journey ( Humphrey's trip to fin d his mom and dad ) Part 1

posted by dan11774

Humphrey's family

It was a quiet afternoon Humphrey could not stop thinking about his mom . He sighed. He missed her . He has a flashback . Humphrey had a picky pack leader he only wanted alphas in his pack he had 2 sisters and a brother they were all alphas . Humphrey's dad ( Chaser ) only wanted the alphas he ordered to Humphrey's mom ( Mica ) sinabi he was her paborito pup . Chaser : '' We need alphas only we are at war " Mica : '' yes i know i 'll give him to a pack near sa pamamagitan ng '' Chaser : '' but that could take days the only packs around us we are at war at '' Mica : " i will find him a good pack as soon as he is old enough '' Chaser : '' fine " Soon after a few weeks Mica journeyed to find a good pack soon she found the Western pack .... to be continued