PART 1
when it was morning me and kate woke up and got some water. "hey want to go board slideing"
i said. "humphrey its too early to do that." kate said. "oh, come on kate don't be a dud." i said.
"(sigh) fine" she said. "YAAAAY" i shouted. "BUT only this once." she said. "okay" i said. AND then... "hey kate whatcha DOIN" lilly said. "oh me and humphrey are going to go board sliding." kate said. "oh, that sounds like fun." lilly said.
"hey garth you want to come." lilly said. "really i have to hang out with this coyote." garth said.
"YOU sinabi YOU'LL BE NICE TO HUMPHREY." lilly threatened garth. "(gulps) sounds good to me." garth said. "so then we found a puno board what ever you call it. me and garth are on 1 and kate and lilly are on 1. "want to race."i said. "your on." kate said. then we slided and slided. we had so much fun we didnt see what we were goin. AND THEN A ROCK SHOWED UP. me and garth shoot out the board and went toward to a cave. and then the front of the cave was blocked and me and garth are trapped. then garth said. "OH $%@#"
END OF PART ONE
when it was morning me and kate woke up and got some water. "hey want to go board slideing"
i said. "humphrey its too early to do that." kate said. "oh, come on kate don't be a dud." i said.
"(sigh) fine" she said. "YAAAAY" i shouted. "BUT only this once." she said. "okay" i said. AND then... "hey kate whatcha DOIN" lilly said. "oh me and humphrey are going to go board sliding." kate said. "oh, that sounds like fun." lilly said.
"hey garth you want to come." lilly said. "really i have to hang out with this coyote." garth said.
"YOU sinabi YOU'LL BE NICE TO HUMPHREY." lilly threatened garth. "(gulps) sounds good to me." garth said. "so then we found a puno board what ever you call it. me and garth are on 1 and kate and lilly are on 1. "want to race."i said. "your on." kate said. then we slided and slided. we had so much fun we didnt see what we were goin. AND THEN A ROCK SHOWED UP. me and garth shoot out the board and went toward to a cave. and then the front of the cave was blocked and me and garth are trapped. then garth said. "OH $%@#"
END OF PART ONE
The three stooges(Salty, Shakey n' Mooch) were hired to be Winston's caretakers when one araw Winston found out his paborito shirt's kwelyo had brown stains on it and sinabi "Hey you idiots! I told you to wash my sando properly! I don't like brown stains on anything. Understood?!" "Yes sir!" they replied. Salty took it and wash it right away. A few days later, Winston heard awful cracking noises coming from the washing machine in the basement. He immediately came down rushing and sinabi "What the fuck is that cracking noise?!" "You told us to wash any brown stains on anything so we washed the dirty tsaa cups 'cause it has brown stains all over inside as well!" they replied politely.