WARNING: THE artikulo YOUR ABOUT TO READ IS BLOODY VIOLENT. And strong language.
Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, asno wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey and tried biteing him. Then Humphrey kicked him off. Then they were trying to fight each other. Then balto clawed Humphreys face. Humphrey was bleeding to death. "Fucking motherfucker!!!!" Humphrey said. Then Humphrey grabbed a chair and hit balto with it. "Ow fuck, Fucking pigfucker!" Balto said. Then balto grabbed Humphrey and ran him through the walls. Humphrey might of breaked his leg. "Grrrr!!!!" Humphrey Growled. Then he grabbed baltos leg and dragged it and but it on a mesa and got a slegehammer and breaked it. "Ahhhhh fuck, you freaking prick!" Balto said. "You like that don't you you motherfucker!" Humphrey said. "You son of a Bitch!!!!" Balto yelled. Then balto rammed in Humphrey into the window. And Humphrey was outside. He grabbed balto and dragged him outside and threw him on a car. "Bring it on!!!!" Balto said. "Ok uy look at my phone you asshole!" Humphrey said. He got out his phone and shoved it up his face. The phone sinabi "you are going to die!" Then Humphrey punched balto. Humphrey and balto are really trying to fight each other. Then balto grabbed a pipe and hitted humpbrey! Then Humphrey grabbed the pipe and shoved it up his ass. Then then both punched each other at the same time, then they both knocked each other out. Then they been laying on the kalye all night.
The susunod morning
"Oh Shit... Heya dude, it was a good fight with you but if I don't get tahanan soon Kate's going to kill me!" Humphrey said. "Thank god we got that out of our systems." Balto said. "Well uhh, see ya, I think we should see a hospital first." Humphrey said. "... Right." Balto fell down. "Huh, Di-- did I win?" Humphrey said.
Winner, Humphrey!!!
susunod time on the segundo round! Wait tell you see it.
But after this a sneak peek of the susunod fight.
Jenna and Kate are slapping each other!
Humphrey was just walking into a bar. And he sat down on a chair. Ordered a drink. "Who the hell are you?!" Balto showed up. "None of your Fucking busness!" Humphrey snapped. "I hated your movie, its just a cheap knock off of balto." Then balto just pushed Humphrey. "Don't go there!" Humphrey said. "I just did, asno wipe!" Balto said. Then Humphrey and balto gave evil eyes. Then Humphrey grabbed a glass bottle and hit balto with it. And balto was bleeding. "FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" balto shouted. He jumped on Humphrey and tried biteing him. Then Humphrey kicked him off. Then they were trying to fight each other. Then balto clawed Humphreys face. Humphrey was bleeding to death. "Fucking motherfucker!!!!" Humphrey said. Then Humphrey grabbed a chair and hit balto with it. "Ow fuck, Fucking pigfucker!" Balto said. Then balto grabbed Humphrey and ran him through the walls. Humphrey might of breaked his leg. "Grrrr!!!!" Humphrey Growled. Then he grabbed baltos leg and dragged it and but it on a mesa and got a slegehammer and breaked it. "Ahhhhh fuck, you freaking prick!" Balto said. "You like that don't you you motherfucker!" Humphrey said. "You son of a Bitch!!!!" Balto yelled. Then balto rammed in Humphrey into the window. And Humphrey was outside. He grabbed balto and dragged him outside and threw him on a car. "Bring it on!!!!" Balto said. "Ok uy look at my phone you asshole!" Humphrey said. He got out his phone and shoved it up his face. The phone sinabi "you are going to die!" Then Humphrey punched balto. Humphrey and balto are really trying to fight each other. Then balto grabbed a pipe and hitted humpbrey! Then Humphrey grabbed the pipe and shoved it up his ass. Then then both punched each other at the same time, then they both knocked each other out. Then they been laying on the kalye all night.
The susunod morning
"Oh Shit... Heya dude, it was a good fight with you but if I don't get tahanan soon Kate's going to kill me!" Humphrey said. "Thank god we got that out of our systems." Balto said. "Well uhh, see ya, I think we should see a hospital first." Humphrey said. "... Right." Balto fell down. "Huh, Di-- did I win?" Humphrey said.
Winner, Humphrey!!!
susunod time on the segundo round! Wait tell you see it.
But after this a sneak peek of the susunod fight.
Jenna and Kate are slapping each other!
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds sa pamamagitan ng going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a araw on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight sa pamamagitan ng inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a password other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds sa pamamagitan ng going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a araw on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight sa pamamagitan ng inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a password other than "password"