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posted by TimberHumphrey
and we all know a tuktok 11 best listahan won't be anything without a tuktok 11 worst list. and let's face it: 2014 was a great taon movies, but it still had its fair amount of dogshits too. yea, these are my tuktok 11 worst pelikula of 2014. just to let ya know: these are the pelikula i didn't like this year, which means it's MY opinion. anybody who liked or had fun with the pelikula on this list, that's great. at least you're having at the movies. i'm just saying, this is a listahan with the movie i didn't have fun with. so let's get started.

#11
starting off the listahan is the latest face-plant to the Paranormal Activity franchise, and that's Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones. this movie started the string of shitty horror pelikula this year. when Paranormal Activity 1 and 2 came out, they both freaked me out. yea, some people thought they were boring as shit, but they were creepy to me. and then, the franchise started its way downhill with Paranormal Activity 3, then 4 and now we got this. at this point, it's 3 pelikula too many. they had such a ego here, they were like "This isn't Paranormal Activity 5, this is a spin-off cause we're that relevant" and i was like "No, you're not". this movie tried to have the balls to tie in with the first movie at the end, but it just fails. it doesn't make sense, the timing's off. i might be giving it one last chance with Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, but i'm already sick and tired of this franchise.
#10
susunod in #10, we got Adam Sandler back in the unnecessary comedy that is Blended. what was the point of this movie? and what was the point of bringing Sandler back into the big screen? to be honest, Adam Sandler was kinda functional, but this movie... oh my god, what a bore! it wasn't funny, it was awkward, the tired slapstick was overused, Sandler's chemistry with Drew Barrymore didn't work and it was a awkward romantic dramedy, with awkward drama. this movie tried to be sold on Adam Sandler being Adam Sandler, but we're wise to that act now, so this movie: hell no!
#9
susunod off in the list, we have Annabelle. this is a prequel to The Conjuring that came out after that movie's success, cause they were like "Hey, let's make a prequel to The Conjuring and everybody's gonna go watch it". the fact is that they didn't even gave a shit when they were making this movie. it doesn't have to be scary, it doesn't have to entertaining, it can be boring as shit. cause this movie was boring as shit! i give Annabelle pagpaparangal for that one scene in the basement, that scene was genuinely creepy. why didn't they kept the movie going like that? they could've done it like that even with half of the movie and i would've been entertained. but no, this movie just dragged on and on, which leads me to say: this movie should've never happened!
#8
coming in at #8, we got a shitty animated movie. yea: Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return. i'm not gonna lie, i was actually looking pasulong to this movie, mainly because it was a sequel to the original Oz classic i grew up with. man, was i disappointed! this movie felt NOTHING like the original. it wasn't funny, it was boring, it was forced, the animation was lazy, the characters are nothing like the Oz characters i know. this is when you don't give a shit when making a sequel to classic. i wasted my time and money on this thing, and i really wish i didn't.
#7
in #7, we got the continuation of the string of shitty horror pelikula this year. that's right, Devil's Due is one of them. talk about a generic-ass horror movie! we've seen most of they can give us in the horror genre at this point in life. but Devil's Due doesn't even try to be scary. they're just like "Let's just do everything the audience's seen before and let's just called a horror movie, and we'll package it and re-sell it as something new". no, just no! we're not as stupid as they think. Devil's Due is filled to the brim with shitty plot holes and loop holes that'll make your head spin. they definitely made my head spin and i was like "No, that makes 0 sense!" when you're making a horror movie with anti-christ/satanic nonsense, at least try to make it make sense a little. but like i said, they didn't even try in this movie, so why the fuck am i still bitching about it?
#6
guilty pleasure pelikula can be fun to laugh at, but that doesn't mean they're good. yea, I, Frankenstein is one of those movies. what the hell was this movie? it was just Aaron Eckhart pretending to be Frankenstein, but no. sorry, Aaron. you're a great actor, but i didn't buy you as Frankenstein. i didn't hate this movie to death, it did have okay action scenes and it did make laugh at times, but again, here's the thing: guilty pleasure pelikula are NOT considered good movies! and neither is I, Frankenstein.
#5
coming in at #5 is proof that board game-based pelikula are shit, and that's Ouija. what the hell was this movie trying to be? was it trying to be scary? cause i never felt scared one bit in this shit movie! i never knew Ouija was based off a board game when i first watched it. but it still deserves to be on this list, cause this movie... oh my god, it was pure shit to the susunod level! the pagganap sucks, the premise sucks, the characters suck, the writing's shit. Ouija was kinda like Devil's Due, cause the plot holes are literally everywhere. like sa pamamagitan ng the time you walk outta the movie and you start constructing the movie, you're like "That doesn't make sense... wait, if that was... no, just NO!" it always sucks when a movie starts deconstructing itself, but what's scary is that this thing was actually made, and i feel sorry for the people who had to sit through it.
#4
okay, here we are at the tuktok 4 shittiest pelikula of the taon (for my opinion). and the susunod piece of shit in #4 is based off of toys. yea, it's Transformers: Age of Extinction. okay, i'm gonna be completely honest with you guys right here and right now: i actually went into this movie, thinking it would be good. i was like "Alright, we got a whole new set and a whole new cast, and new Autobots additions. this should be good and maybe Michael baya can make a pretty good leap here". but no, instead he just keeps on making his bullshit Michael Bay-isms and i was like "Nope, you're still the asshole who killed trasnpormer before". if the movie ended at one point, i would've been like "The movie's shit, but i can give it a pass". but it just kept going and going for another 50 minutos where you're just watered with nothing but Michael baya dogshit. hell no! again, if you liked the movie, it's totally fine. i didn't, i hated it and i won't be sitting through it again.
#3
coming in at #3, i got one question: when the hell are the sisne Princess ever gonna die?! i want this franchise to die after witnessing the worst animated piece of shit of the taon known as The sisne Princess: A Royal Family Tale. oh my god, guys! ya know, when you have a 2D animated franchise, making it CGI 4 pelikula in is NEVER a good idea! the CGI's terrible, the characters are shit, the actors didn't give a damn, the Pagsulat sucks, it has the worst baddie of the franchise and a plot that's convoluted as all hell, nothing makes sense in this movie and a lotta scenes go nowhere. the only pagpaparangal i can give this movie is: 1) there's actually a funny scene earlier in the movie and 2) the song in the end credits was nice and catchy. and that's it. don't ever watch it, please! don't torture yourself like i did.
#2
susunod in #2, i know some of you were thinking this movie was gonna my #1 shittiest movie of the year. even if it's not #1, The Legend of Hercules is still fucking awful! this movie... holy shit! the sets were terrible, the costumes were something i can make 100x times better, the pagganap was worse than that. and the bad guy, oh my god the bad guy! i still laugh my asno off whenever i think about this idiot. "And his overacting about EVERYTHING!" give me a break! i'm pretty sure the people who made this movie had no idea that baddies in a movie can be threatening without being cartoon-y. and i can tell this bad guy was the worst part of a Saturday morning cartoon. even the fight scenes sucked ass! they had nothing but walang tiyak na layunin abuse of slow-mo, which made them madami boring. you can watch this movie if you wanna have a good laugh at it, but it doesn't change the fact that it was complete shit! if i had to pick between this piece of shit and the Hercules movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, i'd definitely go watch that movie, and avoid this shit once and for all.
#1
and here it is, this is the shittiest movie of the year, hands down! Nicolas Cage, what the hell happened to you, man? i mean, i like the guy. i know, he can do good pelikula and i know he can act. but now, his career met a whole low with Left Behind. OH. MY. GOD! i have no idea where the hell to start with this thing, holy shit! everything about this movie is wrong! the acting, the writing, the directing, the production values, everything in this movie was wrong! but here's the biggest question: how the fuck did this thing made it in theaters? how did that happen?! this isn't even good enough to make it as a made-for-TV movie! what, they had Nick Cage and a bunch of celebrities guilt tripped in this movie so they can't help but release it in theaters?! so, that's where all the money went, yea i see it now. i was sitting there in this empty theater - it was only me and my friend - and i couldn't believe what the fuck i just sat through. i turned to look at my friend and then we felt like we wanted to manuntok each other in the face for wasting our time and money on this disgraceful atrocity! i'm telling ya guys, we were the only 2 in that theater, it was only us! Nicolas Cage looked like he was struggling to stay awake throughout the whole damn movie and i don't blame him. and i'm done talking about this movie. Left Behind gets the crown for biggest piece of shit of 2014! i still remember the horrors of sitting through this thing to this day.

and that's it for my tuktok 11 worst list. again, some of you won't agree with me, which is totally fine. everybody has their opinion on something. and i'd like to thank all of you for a kick-ass 2014. this was a great taon for movies, even if it had its dogshits like i just listed. now, let's see what 2015's gonna give us. i hope it's good.
posted by Wolfman577
Humphrey watching Garth playing catch with a football with his pup while drinking a soda
(Narrator) Garth must be proud of his boy
Humphrey’s pup tries to kick the foot ball but misses
(Narrator) how do you feel about yours Humphrey!
Humphrey cutting down a puno with an axe
(Narrator) If you want him to throw 50 yards WELL GIVE HIM FIFTY YARDS!
Humphrey ties up a pole with chains then brings down the puno and a porch with his lawn mower
(Narrator) He’s prutas of your alphas Humphrey YOUR FIRST BORN SUN!
Don’t let him be the team mascot.
Humphrey destroying something with explosives and ramming...
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Dusk POV

It has now been 2 months, Acashia and I have been training most of the time. She has gotten to be the segundo best fighter in our pack, the best being me. Hey, I didn't decided on that the pack did... Anyway, I we have grown close. I have asked her to take walks with me and even made it to a howl, which was the best! You howls matched perfectly.

Also I had enacted a no mating law so that we wouldn't have any 'unexpected' distractions... I know is sounds harsh but I wanted mine and Acashia's packs to be at their best if something ever was to happen.

Last night I got word that pack K-32...
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When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!"

Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes

I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 facebook accounts.

Lose 20 pounds sa pamamagitan ng going to the gym!

I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

I will spend less than five hours a araw on the Internet.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.

Lose weight sa pamamagitan ng inventing an anti-gravity machine

Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.

I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them

I will think of a password other than "password"
eastern Wolves:"ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK!"
Lt.bread:"GOGO!"
rec.smart at radio:"We need backup Ove- *static sound*"
Alpha's Wolves:"You Guys Know what to do..GO!!!"
rec.smart:"GET YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OUT OF MY NECK!!!"
Smart uses arms to throw enemy lobo away.
enemy wolf:"AHHH!"
smart stands up.
smart attack a enemy wolf.
enemy lobo dodge.
smart falls without touch on ground.
enemy lobo attack smart.
smart jumps to.
smart got his neck and eated it.
enemy wolf:"ARRGH!!!"
Rec.Smart:"YOU asno GOT KICKED! ALPHA 1, EASTERN PACK 0!"
smart looks behind and founds cpl.john dying..
smart moves at it.
rec.smart:"Are you okay?"...
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Recruit Smart Wolf
Ambush Troops Alphas
Day 2 00:00 AM
Location:near eastern's Headquarter
the mission starts the alpha's soldiers lookin at 30 enemys moving at headquarter.
Lt.Bread:"lets ilipat soldiers."
Rec.Smart and cpl.john:"Roger That."
the group moves to headquarter at stealth speed until....
rec.smart:''Sir, i Confirmed 6 enemys Eastern mga lobo moving to our direction but not alerted, there are behind us."
lt.bread at radio:"i need 6 mga lobo to kill eastern's enemies!"
Alpha's Wolves:"Roger That."
then the alpha's mga lobo attack the 6 enemies.
lt.bread:"lets ilipat hurry!"
then the group moves in direction...
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posted by trueshadowwolf
once me and krissty were packing up the pagkain and everything and moved on. we were 70 yards away from the mountain fortress. the female lobo was very importaint. "but one question?" krissty said. "what?" i said. "who sent you?" she asked. "me." i said. "then who pays you." she said. "nobody... just the cityzens." i said. so when we got to 30 yards away from the fortress we just seen a creature. and it wasnt an animal. "(growling)" the creature was growling. "WHAT THE F@#$ IS THAT?!?!" she got scared. "its a demon." i said. the demon was standing like a human. it had 10 arms and some were blades...
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uy hey. It's me again. It's been a while. Umm here's the third chapter of my series. Please leave comments :)


***Lilly's pov***

I woke up bright eyed and bushy tailed. I couldn't wait for my petsa today. I walked over to Kate and poked her tummy to try to wake her up. After a couple pokes, she finally woke up. I watched her yawn. "Cmon Kate get up already"! Kate yawned once more. "Ok Lilly I'm awake. What's the rush"? I gave her a -your kidding me- look. She looked confused. " what is it Lilly"? "My date! I can't be late"! Kate giggled. "Lilly you have plenty of time, don't worry". I relaxed...
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posted by Charlie_Barkins
This is my first story so here goes..

Sage wakes up early in the morning and stretches "mmmmfff" he mumbles as he stretches. "Another morning alone in my den..." He says sullenly and then walks out to the entrance of his den. He see a young lobo down at the stream that he's liked for a while, her name was Ember, silver white coat, purple eyes, and a very nice proportioned body. He resides to get the guts to go down and speak too her, "hey, Ember. How are you?" She looks up at him from drinking and smiles and he notices a little blush in her fur. "Hey Sage I'm good, what are you up too this morning?"...
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We left off left when Humphrey had took his brother Lucas to an open den. Kate had gotten the pups. They had then went to sleep.

Kate wakes up and looks around. Humphrey was still asleep. Kate wakes him up and smiles. "Go get some food. It is your turn." Says Kate. "Really?" Complains Humphrey. "Yes." Responds Kate laughing quietly as to not wake up the pups.

Humphrey got up tiredly looked at Kate then walks out the door yawning. Humphrey goes in front of the woods to see Moone standing there mumbling about mating with Hunter. Lucas walks up behind Humphrey. "Hello brother. What are you up to?...
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This is the side story of all of A&O life after the movie III.

Amber and Jake say goodbye to there mom and dad. "Have a good time." Says Kate. "We will." ang sumagot Amber and Jake. "Take care of them Garth. You too Lilly. Says Humphrey. "We will." ang sumagot Lilly and Garth. "Have a great time." Says Lilly.

"We will." Responds Kate and Humphrey. So they all say there good byes and leave. Amber and Jake go to the back of the yungib to go play with Blitz and Leslie. "Hey Blitz." Says Jake. "Hey Jake." Says Blitz. "Hello Leslie." Says Amber.

"Hello Amber." Says Leslie. Lilly walks up to Amber and Jake....
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Hi! Im Stars with my new story call "Cayoutic Life" A story when a male lobo fall in pag-ibig with a female lobo but a war happen and One of them did not know there were the pack leader and gets kidnap and go very very VERY FAR AWAY! They have 7 Days to go back or all of the lobo there will go cayous and all DIE! Will they make it, will all of the lobo in the pack die, will the pag-ibig birds marry have a family and a great life, or will ALL OF lobo IN THE STORY DIE? Find out right now on Cayoutic Life!
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WARNING:
Rating of the Story
Violence 1/3
Language...
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"Don't tell me you missed this one again!" Zane screamed at Anders who sat there in disappointment to the loss of another rabbit failed catch.

"Well,it's not like I have an Alpha older brother with tons of Alpha and hunting training that could help me." Anders sinabi in frustration as he lay on the ground sa pamamagitan ng the burrow.

It's been two weeks since Anders set off for his hunt for his brothers. He had found Zane but he wasn't much of help when it came to hunting. Zane could fight, but he never could hunt. He wondered if his family was even still at the place they once were. He wondered how he would...
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posted by Canada24
HERE'S AN EXTERMILY SHORT STORY! IT'S ABOUT MY OPTION ON HOW THINGS END UP IF HUMPHREY 'DID' MANAGES TO TELL KATE HIS FEELINGS! EVERYDAY I REGRAT THAT TRAIN SCENE NOT GOING THE WAY I WANTED! IT PROBLEY WOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING BUT STILL! YOUR PROBLEY NOTICE OTHER CHANGES I MADE, ALSO!

Humphrey kept watching how beautiful Kate was as she slept, he loved the way she curled up into a cute little ball. She peeked open an eye. "Are you staring at me?" She teased. Humphrey blushed. Kate slowly started getting up. Humphrey realized it's best time he'll ever get. "I need to tell you something"...
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It's been a while guys but here it is finally :) HOPE YOU ENJOY :DD

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Anders looked down from a giant waterfall falling over a cliff. He noted how steep and beautiful the waterfall was but was careful not to let himself get too far over it. He looked to his left to find a perfectly nice burol heading down to a shallow burrow. "That will do." He sinabi as he scaled down the steep hillside of the waterfall.

He hesitantly walked in to the dark and abandoned burrow for any signs of kamakailan life. He sniffed, and felt, and checked to see if there were any...
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Intro: been 2 years since Humphrey and Kate got married and lily and Garth.

Humphrey: I wake up 2 the sweet sound of the birds pag-awit in the morning bright sky. I turn 2 stare at Kate my beautiful mate but things have been weird she's not pagganap like herself laitly she gets mad at me madami and ignores me a lot. I put my paw on Kate's shoulder she opens her eyes and stares at me.
Kate: Humphrey quit it I'm trying to sleep (Kate gets up and sleeps farther away from Humphrey)
Humphrey: umm well I hope u have a good night. I walk out to walk to Garth's and Lilly's cave but I'm not there 2 see Garth...
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**Authors Notice- This chapter mostly revolves around Hutch and reveals some other info that will be important later in the story**

*Hutch's POV*

I couldn't believe that Winston was actually allowing Blackjack to stay here. He knew too damn well my beef with the likes of outsiders, and here he was welcoming him. Winston was like a father to me, ever since my dad died he had taken me in like a son and treated me no different than he did Kate or Lilly. But this, it probably would have hurt less if he would have sunk his claws into my back.

What was worse, was that he didn't even have the decency...
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I sighed as my captor led me through the forest, always ensuring that I was behind him. Something about the way he kept glaring at nee was, ominous. There was a certain depth in his glare, out wasn't just a look of dominance, there was something I couldn't be for sure of. A certain soul piercing sharpness that expressed, something dark. I wasn't certain, but it deemed like hate.

He wasn't exactly the friendliest wolf. He never offered to talk, aside from the occasional grunt of disapproval he shout me when I would ask something. Even light conversation seemed far fetched for him. I tried my...
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posted by trueshadowwolf
Well roseomega, alphakate21, shawnroberts55, were just hangin sa pamamagitan ng the river, the birds were pag-awit an annoying song! "Hey guys can you play a different song, the one your pag-awit is off notes." Trueshadowwolf said. "Oh, well we know evanescence, green day, and Hero." The Bird said. "...play evanescence bring me to life!" Trueshadowwolf said. Then the birds were pag-awit and pagganap like the guy and the girl from evanescence bring me to life video. "Much better!" Trueshadowwolf said. "Hey guys its getting late, im going to my den." Alphakate21 said. Then everybody else went to bed. Then Trueshadowwolfs...
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i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the kalye with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
uy pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe you can call me;
keep lookin like you aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
you look at me like im some shit,
yeah you cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind you way 'bove my height
how bout i give you an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no madami less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck you all.
Play down sa pamamagitan ng the kalye while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no madami rhymes
Now you die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause you Aso chewed up ya collars,
manuntok ‘n kick ipakita how you win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
You breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite