Amanda & Marc

Amanda & Marc Amanda & Marc mga panipi

kuhriissten posted on Jul 03, 2008 at 03:19AM
i created this forum so that us A&M fans can have a place where we can go to if we ever need a quick laugh - because Mandy & Marc have some of the greatest quotes ever!!

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sorry but i dont know what episode this is from but i know its from season 1

Marc: You're in love with a gay man. It's like you and me all over again.
Amanda: I was never in love with you.
Marc: Oh, are you kidding? When we first met you couldn't keep your eyes off of me.
Amanda: Okay, that was before you got your veneers. You had that dark tooth, I couldn't look away.
Marc: Big Head!
Amanda: Dark Tooth!
Marc: Nicole Bitchie!
Amanda: Nelly Ripa!
Amanda: He's not gay!
Marc: O.M.G. He's pretending to be gay? Well that's a new twist on an old standard


when amanda gets her present thats actually a fake present
Amanda: "We met at the Jill Sander party last night. He was totally worshiping me (Flashback: He was totally ignoring her.), I mean I get it because I was the hottest girl there but then there was this skank who was totally trying to horn in and I was as nice as I can be (Flashback: Shoves the girl. "Out of the way, skank!"), anyway. She was a cow. She's just one of those woman who hates other women."
Marc: "Enough with the vagina monologue, open it!"


Amanda: "Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth!"
Marc: "Oh, like that's so hard!"


Amanda: (in reference to Betty's job) You know who would be perfect for that job?
Marc: Anne Hathaway!
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas Officefan222 said…
Amanda: Like what's her face?
Marc: Exactly
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas perfectprincess said…
Amanda: But it's your mother. I'm the love of your life. Remember?

Marc: You are officially released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas waichingliu81 said…
(ugly betty- season 3, ugly berry)

marc- cliff was supposed to shoot that cover
amanda- that skank needs to be stopped

amanda- we need to kill her
marc- get her fired
amanda- whatever

(season 1, secretaries day)

marc- what? i'm not going stag, hag
amanda- you have to buy your own beer, queer
marc- you can't just ditch, b****!
amanda- shut up!

marc- where did you get that vest
amanda- this? it's tavares
marc- ah, that cutie designer made you another one? what's with all the gifts? it's not like you're sleeping with him
amanda- of course not cos' he's gay and i'm a woman and he's gay'

LOL!
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas kuhriissten said…
hahahaha. i love them! i know there's sooo many more quotes they say! its freaking great.
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas waichingliu81 said…
here are a few more:

(season 1, secretaries day)

marc- what's your deal anyway? why won't you come?
amanda- you promise you won't say anything to anyone?
marc- i swear on the abs of mark walberg
amanda- wow you are serious

(season 1- fey's sleigh ride)
amanda- betty, (marc looks at her) do you have another pan of this stuff?
marc- you're disgusting

(cannot remember the ep though)
marc- can i spoon too?

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas kuhriissten said…
Ep: Don't Ask Don't Tell

Marc: It's just that I've been telling her you're my girlfriend for three years now, and she's starting to pressure me to buy the cow.

Amanda: So you're saying we're over, and I'm fat?! I'm the best pretend girlfriend you'll ever have!


Ep: Grin and Bear It
Marc: What year were you born?
Amanda: 1991.
Marc: You're 16?
Amanda: 1992.
Marc: Other way.


Ep: East Side Story
Marc: What took you so long?
Amanda: I had to wait for Christina to go to the bathroom. That woman retains water like a two humped camel.

Ep: A Tree Grows in Guadalajara
Marc: He's mean gay
Amanda: So what? You're a mean gay too
Marc: Yes, but not to you
Amanda: Um yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck
Marc: That's was constructive criticism..
Amanda: What am I supposed to do about it
Marc: As a friend, my job is only to point things out
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas waichingliu81 said…
season 1- don't ask don't tell

marc- mandy, we'll always have that fake pregnancy scare
mandy- oh that wasn't a real scare you idiot, it just wasn't yours
(everyone turns and looks at her)

marc- oh mom, why don't you go down to the cafeteria and get some lunch and i'll bring the collar to you
amanda-oh wait marc, aren't you going to introduce your mom to your new lady love? the one whose bosom you found comforting after dating a skank like me?

amanda- (laughs) so who's the happy couple?
marc- oh laugh clown laugh! and i'll be showing everyone copies of your 'modelling photos'
amanda- ok, those were tasteful
marc- pah!
amanda- and he told me he loved me
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas BeSafe said…
LOL, LOVE them...okay so this is a Marc quote that I really love but I don't recall exactly what episode, it was near the wedding episode...possibly the wedding episode...:)

"She'll go downn faster than a crack whore at a prison rodeo." -Marc
"I don't know what that means, but it sounds nasty." -Willie
"Oh it's nasty Mrs. Jackson." -Marc

And this one, I think is from (A League of Their Own)

Marc- "What is it girl, someone fell down a well?"
Amanda- "Betty...internet dating...must mock!"
Marc- "Oh, uhhh, bookmark it, I'm gonna stick around here I'm trying to work up the nerve to ask out hot pants over there."
Amanda- "Oh you're asking him out, maybe I'll stay here and mock you."
Marc- "What you think he's out of my league he's a nine, I'm an eight."
Amanda- "He's a ten, you're a six."
Marc- "You're a bitch, I'm a seven."
sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas waichingliu81 said…
season 1- 4 thanksgivings and a funeral

mandy- (on daniel) i just fell in love with him
marc- me too
mandy- what?!
marc- what?! nothing! you look pretty. wanna try on some armani?

season 3- filing for the enemy

mandy- poor baby, come here (sings). 'hush little homo don't you cry, mandy's gonna steal you a prada tie'
marc- very nice but don't touch the hair its just how i like it

season 2- a thousand words by friday

marc- i can only hope that one day i have an illidima (as in 'illegimate child') who will sing me a song that is that beautiful (starts to cry)
mandy - oh sweetie (they both hug) i know
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sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas waichingliu81 said…
season 1- a tree grows in guadalajara

marc- you are fabulous amanda

sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas waichingliu81 said…
season 1- fake plastic snow

marc- are you packing heat?
amanda- (in a seductive tone) always!
marc- i'm not flirting with you amanda
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