Oh my gosh, I'm so excited -- it's time for my first intervention! Look you guys, Selena Gomez has a problem and I'm here to help. Breaking news: Selena Gomez is an addict! Crack? Crank? Meth? Men? Pills? Porn? Nope, it's even worse – she's mullet dress addict! And she's got it bad.

Recently it seems the future Mrs. Bieber (fingers crossed) she can't help but wear a mullet dress (miniskirt in the front and a ball toga in the back for all of you don't know the new term sweeping the nation) to every event she attends! On September 4th, she wore a glittering mullet dress to a Colorado concert;...