Balto, balto balto =]

The 11 Aso go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag you drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” bituin said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the susunod one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered....

We now take back to the events of the last story. This take place immediately after the story.

“Finally non fake porn without cleavage!” Kaltag said.
bituin was laying down.
“Why are you enjoying this?”
“I’m watching Balto take the heat!”
“Ima go to kama now.”
Steele jumped on tuktok of the Impala. In one leap, he landed on Aniu.
“Stop raping our son!”
“You’re the one who turned on him during the Diphtheria scare!”
“Steele’s my dad?” Balto asked.
Steele climbed on Aniu.
“Coem on!” Kaltag yelled.
“Yawn,” bituin said.
“This are not making me happy face!”...

Star, Kaltag, and Humphrey set out on their new, re-bought boat.

Kaltag woke up to a yacht going by.
“Jesus Christ… help me! Please don’t let us get caught sa pamamagitan ng the cops.”
The news came on. Star, Kaltag, and Humphrey heard it on the radio while they were setting out. Millions of people all over the world heard this news cast. Some of it was radio.
“Lord, please tell me they survived that horrible crash!” Dutch yelled
An ambulansya came sa pamamagitan ng wailing its siren.
“So, was that a yes or a no?”
It came back with its patient still alive.
“Amen.”
“Star, Kaltag!”
“Kaltag! You said...

The third part of The Covenant attack. Although The Covenant doesn’t really attack.

bituin and Kaltag woke up still coupled.
“Hey, Kaltag.”
“Hey, Star.”
bituin licked Kaltag. The trio went to the airport to see if their plane was done.
“It’s been a day. I still need an engine shipment with trained engine installers.”
“Oh,”
“They also had to come sa pamamagitan ng truck, because an engine carrying aircraft is too big to land here.”
Lars came in.
“Hey, people!”
“Hey, Lars. Wait, you’re alive!” bituin yelled.
“How!?” Kaltag asked.
“I respawned.”
“Wait, you’re Lars Ulrich!...

Steele is a good guy, and the Aso and humans can talk to each other.

It was early morning in Nome, about 5:45, and bituin and Kaltag were out playing. Kaltag was on tuktok of Star, when he smelled Kaltag’s breath.
“Oh God, Kaltag, you’re breath is horrible. So are your teeth.”
“Hey, yours too.”
Just then, Ralph came by.
“I’m glad I got rid of him.”
He went into the park where he tries to meet girls. Kaltag went back to the house. bituin called Nikki.
“Yo, Nikki, Wanna go play darts?”
“Don’t youse sleep? Youse woke me up.”
“Oh sorry, I Nawawala time.”
bituin hung up. He...

Steele goes from bad to good throughout the story.

bituin was sitting on his sopa watching a baseball game with Ralph. The Seattle Mariners were playing the Oakland Athletics. The score was 5 to 6, Athletics. The game ended.
“Damn it! The Mariners lost,” Ralph said, “And they’re playing the undefeated team susunod week, the New York Yankees.”
bituin texted the Aso about the news.
Star: Brother, the Mariners Nawawala and are playing the Yankees susunod week.
Kaltag: Oh Crap, that sucks.
Star: Dude, the Mariners lost.
Balto: You’re kidding right?
Star: No, and susunod week they’re playing the...