Batman XXX a porno parody

ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel

batman: I'm going...to kill you

ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot madami then you and the grace of god to make me go that route again.

batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied you for over thirty years because you were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then you got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with you before you even dare step to this Bobby Blaze or Ruben Blades or Ruben Studdard or Dale Dingus or whatever...

bernerd: hi I'm a marvel

alfred: ah, I don't think we met sir.

bernerd: i'm norman and harry osborn's butler.

alfred: oh yes.

bernerd: i'm sorry, i can't do this, I'm such a stupid character. Squirrely, insignificant, dumb.
Harry even makes his own omelets. What's my purpose in such a baller film series?

alfred: come now, sah. You kept tight-lipped about the goblin massacre going on under your two eyes. You are what James Bond would refer to as a master criminal.

bernard: really? But it goes beyond not telling harry about all that stuff, remember in spider-man 1 after doctor strom got killed?...