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Orihime: uh um Would you. . .marry me? *blush*

Chad: *gets in one knee* ...........marry me?

Uryu: Take this ring with quincy pride.

Ichigo: Would you like to fight sa pamamagitan ng my side...for the rest of our lifes? *shows ring*

Tatsuki: hey! I want to marry you! Lets go

Chizuru: Want to be my partner for life?

Keigo: haha! Hey! Want to be my wife?!

Mizuiro: Want to be my bride?

Ururu: um um do..you...want to be...my husband?*Looks away and shows ring*

Jinta: I am gonna marry you and you will like it!

Yoruichi: I wish to marry you, handsome.

Urahara: I am the madami handsome tindahan keeper there is, what madami can...

1. Ikkaku: Foot fetish.
“The reason he doesn’t
wear socks is because he’s
looking for someone like him
- someone who will stare
lustfully at his feet. Plus that
‘lucky dance’ is totally
his way of ipinapakita off his
manly toes.”
2. Orhime: Likes to eat
food off of people.
“Especially sweets. Her
dream is to eat something
sweet off of Ichigo’s
stomach. You know it’s
true.”
3. Gin: Sex in a
completely dark room.
“Weirdly, he then opens his
eyes.”
4. Yumichika: Mirrors
everywhere.
“And yes, it’s because he
wants to watch himself. The
guy is into himself -
there’s nothing wrong
with that.”
5....

1. Byakuya: “The Man
With A Hollow Inside”
You’d be amazed at what a
good Hichigo voice he can do.
Byakuya: Even birds can
warble.
Byakuya: It’s really not
that hard.
2. Soi Fon: “Sweeney
Kisuke”
It’s about a man who
makes candy. Out of people.
Soi Fon: And not in a cool
way!
Omaeda: Um…
Soi Fon: What? I heard the
human world is really into
Hannibal right now.
3. Nnoitra: “The
Karakura Town Chainsaw
Massacre”
To be fair he isn’t aware
it’s a horror story.
Nnoitra: What? Is senseless
violence bad now?
4. Riruka: “The Haunted
Teddy Bear”
It comes alive and strangles
people.
Riruka: I mean, can...