"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are you gonna teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - pag-ibig the hair. It just screams kalye urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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