Sounds like fun!

Here's mine :)

Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death

ooh i like the sound of this

here is mine

It's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day

sorry im not as smart as you guys and dont know how to underline on here :P

umm that kinda didnt show me it just underlined it
and why hasn't anyone else entered we need more contestants!!!

Ok, lemme think about it...but I am in !! =D

All right, I am going to win this fight and save your ass. That way I can kick it myself later[

or I also adore the one where she says

I don't need Dick <-- Tho it is dirty :/