pag-ibig poems;)

sorry to the Twilight fans here.

You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny sa pamamagitan ng the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue

Now your little piece of shit
Has made you ridiculously rich
But you refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity

And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted sa pamamagitan ng your precious brother
But as long as you can pocket the money
You don’t bother

Now, won’t you stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...

These are my tuktok 5 Ross & Rachel moments - it was pretty hard to choose as there are so many and I'm sure some of you will agree with my choices and others will prefer other moments but here goes! Enjoy =D


5. "See? He's her Lobster!"

UDY(on video): I've got a wonderful idea, you should take Rachel to the prom.

ROSS(on video): Doubtful!

JUDY(on video): Jack, give me that - talk to your son!

JACK(on video): Your mother's right, take her. You can wear my tux!

ROSS(on video): Dad, she won't wanna go with me!

JACK(on video): Of course she would! You're a college man!

ROSS(on video): I don't know...

JACK(on...

Say hello to your reflection
'Cause it's probably the only one you dare to look in the eye
Tell me what's the point of your defending
Can't you see there's no reason to hold on to your lies

I might act not normal
'Cause I'm probably the only one who dares to stand up to you
Tell me what's the point of your pretending
Can't you see you better not shut your eyes for the truth

Wake up and take a look around
Can't you see there's no one to lean on
You're sinking faster and faster into the ground
While you realize all your mga kaibigan are gone
Now do I see tears coming up in your eyes
Than tell me what's the point...

When you bleed,you can start dying
You can finally stop denying
There's no reason for you to keep on trying
Just admit that you've been lying
You better find a place to play hide and seek
'Cause the things I'll do to you will make you weak
Remember all the things that you have sinabi
'Cause I can't get the revenge out of my head
Soon you'll be dead

One araw I'm coming back
I'm getting ready for the attack
I'll fight you like once before
You won't hurt me anymore
You better start to run and find a place
'Cause a lying asong babae like you has no saving grace
Remember all the things that you have done
'Cause my revenge...