C.A.T. Caption Contest 5!

OCFan123 Angela: My god, I hate vampires. Jessica: They are so overatted! Angela: I know right? And the whole "burns in the sunlight thing is ridiculous! Bella(mumbles to herself): But I thought vampires sparkled in the sunlight. Thats what Edward does... Jessica: What? Bella: What?

renrae All my caption ideas are dirty.....

Asvini I'm on strike until I hear Renrae's dirty caption :)

renrae Noo, it'll get me reported. I swear, it's that bad.

November99 *Joins Vini's strike* *Quits for a minute* Jessica: wow Bella, my boobs are bigger than yours! *resumes sriking* I know, that defeats the purpose of striking, no?

Asvini Well I can't have that, we can't have a Renraeless C.A.T spot, so I'm just going to think of the dirtiest caption I can and assume it's that *thinking of dirty caption* ok, got it. Right, here's mine Angela: Listen Bella, we didn't think we'd have to say anything, but since you actually fell for it... Bella: Fell for what? Angela: Well, here's the thing. Every time a good looking new girl comes here that Cullen kid does the whole 'I'm a vampire' thing to get her to go out with him. Bella: What? He is a real vampire! He sparkles! And how do you even know about the vampire thing? Angela: Oh, honey, everyone knows. The sparkles is body glitter. He had to come up with something to explain not catching fire in the sun. He used to say it was thanks to factor 50 sun screen, but he switched to the sparkles last semester. Bella: but...the super speed... Angela: You know those sneakers with the hidden rollerblades in the soles? Bella: I..uh..his whole family! Why would they go along with it? Angela: Because what sounds cooler "I'm a vampire" or "I'm a pasty nerd who dates my adoptive sibling and has no friends who aren't related to me"? If you were an immortal vamp-God would you go to highschool? grow up. Bella: Aw, man. That explains him muttering 'I can't believe she fell for this' over and over. I just thought he meant he couldn't believe I'd fall for a vampiric monster like him.

snoznoodle Jessica: So what are you getting up to this weekend Bella? Bella: Oh Edward and I are going to the island named after his hot adopted mum who's actually younger than him. We've got this light you usually use for disco balls - you turn it on Edward and the room goes all kinds of pretty colours. It's like dating a giant Christmas tree. It's going to be so romantic. Angela: Romantic... yikes. Jessica: You know who I thought was a really great guy Bella? Jacob. What happened to him?

Myf_1992 Lol, I can only think of dirty things, Bella having her hands in that shape, and moving them, Jessica with her boobs out. So I won't enter either. =]

renrae OH MY GOD, MYF! MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN! BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!

renrae Off Topic, but: I think the girl in the background (with her hair on the side and in the grey shirt) is also an extra in Harry Potter.

Kaidi Angela: Hey, Bella, it's a sunny day. I'm in a desperate need of money, do you think I could have some diamonds from Edward's Adonis-like body, that I could sell. Jessica: Yeah, me too. I just noticed that my necklace is missing some of it's sparkles. Bella: Hahaa girls, that was funny. Angela: Um, Bella, I was serious. Bella: But Angela, if Edward gives you some of his diamonds, then he would glitter less, and that would mean I loose the disco ball I wanted to use in decorating prom hall. No, I can't risk it, sorry guys.

Chandlerfan Jessica: Is that glitter in your hair? Bella: Oh right. It must have been from yesterday when I didn't consent to sex with Edward. Angela: You need professional help.

Mrs-Grint Renrae AND Myf! Pwitty pwitty pwease put your ideas on. Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

renrae Like I said: it's extremely reportable. guys, you have one more day!