just a few ; i'll add madami some other time.

No chick flick moments.

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

If you messed up my car .. i'll kill you.

Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Ohh bring it on baldy!

Dude, you fugly!

I hope your freakin' mansanas pie is worth it!

That fabric softner teddy madala .. ohh I wanna hunt that little asong babae down!

Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!

There really is magic in the magic fingers.

Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!

I full on Swayzed that mother!

I feel like a friggin' putbol mom!

Dude, could you be madami gay?

You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.

Sammy, wherever you are ; mom is a babe! I'm going to hell .. again.

You're gonna bring me some pie.

Dude! where's the pie?!

Lollipop disease ... it's not uncommon for a madala his size.

So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream .. he's a girl-drink drunk!

And on Thursdays we're teddy madala doctors.

What kind of a ghost messes with a mans wheels?!

Geez rent Juno and get over it.

So the daddy was also the baby daddy?

Please, nobody grab my leg.