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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down susunod to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I pagganap surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's ilipat on to the characters. The first girl on the listahan is Cassandra.

Cassandra: link

Narrator: She wears a blouse, and stockings, but no panties. This makes her outfit revealing, which pleases her. Although most men run away just sa pamamagitan ng staring at her, some take her home, and proceed to have sex with her.
Cassandra: *Having sex with a walang tiyak na layunin dude* Bertram, keep giving it to me!!
walang tiyak na layunin Dude: Am I gonna make madami cameos in this show?
Narrator: I don't know. susunod up, Addie.

Addie: link

Narrator: She is the smart one, always striving to set a good example for her friends, and other characters in this show. sa pamamagitan ng doing this.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while getting fucked in the ass*
Narrator: Not sure how that sets a good example, but moving on. susunod up is Eula.

Eula: link

Narrator: Her interests include wrestling, and of all things, farting. Yes, she is interested in....why am I repeating myself? MOVING ON!!!!!! To someone that actually has common sense.

Stephanie: link

Narrator: This girl is actually normal, compared to the rest of the wacky citizens of Animeland. She is not a slut, her body parts are of decent size, and even though her hair is a little messy, she still looks very beautiful. Stephanie also enjoys gardening.
Stephanie: *Humming while planting seeds to peppers, and carrots* Hm? *Sees a bunny hop towards her* Oh. How cute. *Giggles*
Narrator: Also she loves cute things. susunod up...

Stacey: link

Narrator: This girl likes to go fishing, which makes sense considering that she lives susunod to the pier.
Stacey: *Naked, inside walang tiyak na layunin dude's bedroom, giving him a blowjob*
walang tiyak na layunin Dude: I did make another cameo, excellent!
Narrator: I hate my job, moving on!!

Marisa: link

Narrator: No, no, no! We are not discussing her!!
Marisa: What's wrong? Aren't I good enough for you?
Narrator: You have fifty other boyfriends, go have sex with them!!

Kat: link

Narrator: She's a slut like Marisa, only in a classier outfit. Next!!

Fat Pat: link

Narrator: Oh wow, our first male character. Only, this guy has a nasty habbit. He runs a gang that kidnaps women, and keeps them as sex slaves. Don't let his looks deceive you. He maybe fat, but he's very tough.

Shirtless Shane: link

Narrator: segundo in command for Fat Pat's gang. What do you do when you're not kidnapping women?
Shirtless Shane: Recreate our paborito scenes from The Godfather trilogy!
Narrator: Oh, he also likes to shout a lot.

Bruce: link

Narrator: He thinks he's part of a lobo family, there's nothing interesting about this guy.
Bruce: Really?
Narrator: Next.

Fred: link

Narrator: This guy, and Bruce are also part of Fat Pat's gang. *Falling asleep* next.

Daniel: link

Narrator: Hyper hispanic boy that is not part of Fat Pat's gang.

Lew: link

Narrator: Another mexican. Send him to the states, I'm sure Trump can find something good for him.

Masuke: link

Narrator: Okay, back to the girls. I'm really nervous. Please be like Stephanie.
Masuke: How many blowjobs did she give you?
Narrator: Nope! Moving on!

Nicole: link

Narrator: Enjoys living on the beach, and-
Nicole: *Having sex with a man at high speed*
Narrator: Oh my god!! It's like watching porn at fast forward! Moving on.

Veronica: link

Veronica: *Farts while masturbating*
Narrator: Seriously. I'm not getting paid enough for this.

Molly: link

Molly: *Masturbating while petting a kitten*
Narrator: I know you like cats, but this is wrong on so many levels.

Theresa: link

Narrator: Finally, another normal girl that isn't-
Theresa: Having sex? It's only because I just finished getting laid sa pamamagitan ng some dude.
walang tiyak na layunin Dude: *Arrives* Did you miss me?
Narrator: Bertram?!?!?!

Alinah: link

Alinah: *Walking down a street*
Man 53: Hello.
Alinah: OH MY GOD!!! CALM DOWN!!!!!!!
Narrator: Oh. You're one of those girls....i see... Well at least you didn't-
Alinah: *Farts*
Narrator: That's it! I quit!!
Alinah: But we're just getting started.
Narrator: I don't care!!! Your first adventure is getting postponed to episode 2!!
Cassandra: *Walks up with Addie, and Marisa* Was it something we did?
Marisa: Or said?
Alinah: *Farts*

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 30, 2017

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the susunod episode.
Fat Pat: susunod up in Oh My Freaking God, Cassandra and her mga kaibigan have a contest against Masuke, and her friends.
Shirtless Shane: And we also make cameos! Hooray for cameos!!
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
 Let's fuckin do this.
Let's fuckin do this.
Well, 2015 is finally over. I can't believe it, this has been such an amazing taon for me. So many great things happened, I learned SO much, and made a lot madami friends.

Online-wise, I'm much better at creating content. I've made some GREAT content that's both informative and funny, and my organization is MILES better.

I met so many new people on here, it's just insane. I want to thank everyone who's ever fanned me, and everyone who's had a great time hanging out with me, as well as those who enjoy pagbaba my content.

In real life, I made a lot of new friends, learned a ton, and really grew both...
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uy everyone, Jared here again with another update. Now you're probably wondering where the Hell I've been for the past week or so, and I'll answer that now.

1. I'm STILL screwing around with my pasko stuff. XD

2. Just taking a break from all the High School and article-making BS for a little while. (Not that article-creation isn't fun.)

3. I've been planning something for quite a while now, and I've also started working on it since around the beginning of last week.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, I am happy to announce that all January 2016, I'll be doing my...
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 I'm back! Although I'm not too sure if I should be excited or not.....
I'm back! Although I'm not too sure if I should be excited or not.....
Welp, here I am once again, sitting in my rather annoying squeaky desk-chair all alone, ranting about terrible fan-fictions that nobody cares about at goddamned Midnight.

Yep, Toxic Fanfic Reviews is finally back, along with a new name and a fresh new start.

And since pasko is right around the corner, I thought it'd be a good idea to review a fan-fiction aptly named "Our Christmas". You know, because NOBODY plans on doing anything special for Christmas.

I'M SO ORIGINAL! ^____^

But yeah, let's get straight into this one and see if it's really as bad as we think it is.

Created on January 9th 2011...
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First off, an explanation.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then hear me out. Toxic Fanfic Reviews was a precious old series of mine where I reviewed terrible fan-fictions. and after re-reading all of them, I've been inspired to start the entire thing over. But why did I stop in the first place? Well......

Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode One was pretty bad. The entire thing was just me moaning "OH MY GERD THIS IS SO DISTURBIN N BAD! D:" And it wasn't really enjoyable at all.

One araw later, I decided to make Episode 2. Only there was a problem, I couldn't copy/paste. AT ALL.

I assume...
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Song Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA
You know, the 80's was probably the absolute BEST time for music. Seriously, we got SO many amazing hits in that one decade it's not even funny. And I'm NOT kidding when I say that a TON of my paborito songs come from that very decade, including Refugee sa pamamagitan ng Tom Petty, Land Of Confusion sa pamamagitan ng Genesis, the Tainted pag-ibig Cover sa pamamagitan ng Soft Cell, the listahan is practically ENDLESS.

And here's one of the SILLIEST and yet most FUN songs I've ever listened to. Ladies and gentle, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, welcome to Song Sanctuary, where we take a look at the most classic of the classics. Today's review,...
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 Welcome to The Cartoon Courtroom!
Welcome to The Cartoon Courtroom!
(Short Synopsis: This is YET ANOTHER new series of mine. XD In it we discuss hated characters from cartoons/anime and see if they're guilty, innocent, or should get the ULTIMATE penalty! Hope you enjoy it as much as I had fun creating it. :D)

Louise: LET ME GO, LET ME GO, LET ME GOOOO! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! >___<

Guards: Come on, we never sinabi you did! Solar Gear just wanted to see you, we swear!

Louise: Fine, but if one of you nimrods are lying to me, you'll be broiled alive....

Guards: *She's scary.... o____O*

A little bit later....

Solar Gear: Today's subject is none other than Louise...
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uy THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY TROLL IN EXISTINZE TO BE A CRITIC! YAY!! IM SO COOLZX! ^___^

Mother: No you aren't, you goddamn dumbass. -____-

Dan: SHUT UP MOM! >___<

SO DA OTHER DAYZAS I WATCHD DIS AWSUM SHOWZ CALLED THE... UH, ADVENTRS, SONIC.... I CAN'T REMEMBER DAMMIT!

BUT IT WAS SO AMAZINGTASTICTACULAR! ^___^ I LUV DA CHARACTERS, SO ONE-DIMENSIONAL AND BLAND! :D

Mother: Kind of like you! ;D

Dan: SHUT UP MOM!!!! >______<

AND DA ANIMATIN IS AMAZINCOOLSUM! THEY REALLY SPENZT A LOTTA TIM ON DA ANIMATION, YA KNOWZ! :D

MAN, THE COUNTLEZZ NIGHTS DEY MUSTA SPENT MAKING JUSTA SINGL...
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 This artikulo was brought to you by, a tomato. :) Wait.... WHAT THE FUCK!?
This article was brought to you by, a tomato. :) Wait.... WHAT THE FUCK!?
(WARNING: Cussing is present in this article. If that turns you off in any way, please leave now. Although it’s not everywhere, you should still be aware of it. Thank you.)

Well, it may not seem like it, but MAN have I changed a ton since my first Anime Openings article. My Pagsulat is madami organized, I’m smarter now, and of course, I’ve watched madami anime.

So much to the point where an average human being would consider it absolutely terrifying. ^__^

And yeah, that old listahan is REALLY starting to get outdated, so enjoy my brand new REMAKE of my tuktok 10 Anime Openings!

There will be a lot of...
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