I was out hiking in the woods with a few mga kaibigan of mine, when we all got Nawawala and accidentally split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an oras or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my mga kaibigan would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some mga kaibigan I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a palda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I pag-ibig the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I pag-ibig my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in pag-ibig with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you pag-ibig someone, but then you meet someone else and pag-ibig them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me sa pamamagitan ng the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing madami powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the madala droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: sa pamamagitan ng far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
Comment if you want more!! :D
For about an oras or so, I sat on a stump, praying that my mga kaibigan would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some mga kaibigan I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a palda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are you lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do you mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure you can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that you like jumping off cliffs. Are you suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I pag-ibig the wind in my hair!
Me: If you hadn't gotten married, would you consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I pag-ibig my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did you marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom you fell in pag-ibig with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would you leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes you pag-ibig someone, but then you meet someone else and pag-ibig them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: You don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me sa pamamagitan ng the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are you MAD? There's nothing madami powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit you here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are you ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and you don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could you stand the madala droppings all around? And how you don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch you when you sleep?
Pocahontas: You watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would you ever agree if someone called you a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: sa pamamagitan ng far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
Comment if you want more!! :D
We don't need no men!
I love them <3
Here are the results about positions 21-30 of the Disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown, voted sa pamamagitan ng public.
30. Ariel: Seashells (The Little Mermaid II – Return to the Sea and Ariel's Beginning)
We are starting with the Ariel's purple seashells. People say this is just a bra and that it's too simple, but I like it, especially the color. Maybe, it didn't hit it big because we have seen Ariel in a lot of scenes with the seashells in original movie, too?
It's just a bra and a tail and the tail is already part of her. - starlight77
No, not Ariel's seashells. That's...
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30. Ariel: Seashells (The Little Mermaid II – Return to the Sea and Ariel's Beginning)
We are starting with the Ariel's purple seashells. People say this is just a bra and that it's too simple, but I like it, especially the color. Maybe, it didn't hit it big because we have seen Ariel in a lot of scenes with the seashells in original movie, too?
Position #30 Ariel's Seashells
It's just a bra and a tail and the tail is already part of her. - starlight77
No, not Ariel's seashells. That's...
Here are the results about positions 41-48 of the Disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown, voted sa pamamagitan ng public.
48. Jasmine: Peacock Outfit (Disney Princess: Enchanted Tales – Follow Your Dreams)
I was a little surprised to see that people hate this outfit so much; it's true, the disensyo is horrible, but personally it's not my least paborito dress. Well, as we know, hasmin also very despises this outfit.
OMG I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH LOOKING AT THIS ABHORRENT MESS - Mongoose09
THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME AGAINST FASHION! It's SO hideous! I would have chosen one...
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48. Jasmine: Peacock Outfit (Disney Princess: Enchanted Tales – Follow Your Dreams)
I was a little surprised to see that people hate this outfit so much; it's true, the disensyo is horrible, but personally it's not my least paborito dress. Well, as we know, hasmin also very despises this outfit.
Position #48 Jasmine's Peacock Outfit
OMG I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH LOOKING AT THIS ABHORRENT MESS - Mongoose09
THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME AGAINST FASHION! It's SO hideous! I would have chosen one...
Last but not least, Rapunzel. Finally, I'm done. A honourable mention for Taylor Swift. People say she should play Sinderella but I say Rapunzel.
5.Kaley Cuoco
She looks like an older version of Rapunzel, at least in terms of facial features. Kaley can obviously do well with male co-stars and has that comedic edge to play the role.
4.Kristen Bell
A perfect example of an actress who did a great tv series but now does awful movies. Kristen is a very talent actress who can certainly bring life to Rapunzel.
3.Hayden Panettiere
An actress who seems to be eternally young. Hayden could...
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5.Kaley Cuoco
She looks like an older version of Rapunzel, at least in terms of facial features. Kaley can obviously do well with male co-stars and has that comedic edge to play the role.
4.Kristen Bell
A perfect example of an actress who did a great tv series but now does awful movies. Kristen is a very talent actress who can certainly bring life to Rapunzel.
3.Hayden Panettiere
An actress who seems to be eternally young. Hayden could...
The current line-up.
I haven't written an artikulo for this spot in five-ever and I'm pretty sure this listahan has changed for me since so here I go, whatever. It's 4:30am so please excuse any hideous typos that make you cry blood that I don't see until I've read it back through 50 times.
10. Sleeping Beauty
Surprising absolutely no-one, this movie has remained at the bottom of my list. Why? Because it's dull as fuck. Sleeping Beauty sounds like the pamagat is trying to compliment its audience, who will no doubt be well into the land of nod sa pamamagitan ng the time the credits are anywhere near. The...
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10. Sleeping Beauty
Pretty, but boring as fuck.
Surprising absolutely no-one, this movie has remained at the bottom of my list. Why? Because it's dull as fuck. Sleeping Beauty sounds like the pamagat is trying to compliment its audience, who will no doubt be well into the land of nod sa pamamagitan ng the time the credits are anywhere near. The...
[i]I finally decided to do this, has changed a little bit since I did the pick about it, but I hope you'll enjoy this artikulo and don't forget to comment![i]
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:
Since this is my paborito DP movie I'm always having it hard to choose my paborito scene in the movie so my paborito changes often, so right now my paborito is when Snow White finds the dwarf's cottage, especially because of the music, it happens to be my paborito score in the movie. I don't know what else to say, it's in my opinion one of the best drawn animated scene that I've seen, only the ending...
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:
Since this is my paborito DP movie I'm always having it hard to choose my paborito scene in the movie so my paborito changes often, so right now my paborito is when Snow White finds the dwarf's cottage, especially because of the music, it happens to be my paborito score in the movie. I don't know what else to say, it's in my opinion one of the best drawn animated scene that I've seen, only the ending...
