There are several rules to stealing another girl's man and Princess gisantes knew them all sa pamamagitan ng heart. For example, you must remember that the end justifies the means...some people will need to get hurt for you to succeed. Another rule is that you have to be incredibly sneaky and manipulative or you could get caught in your own web of lies. And of course, Pea's favourite of the rules: never give up. On the other hand they were all her favourite rules...considering she'd invented them herself.
"Honestly Jasmine, you're a saint," sinabi gisantes casually the susunod morning, while she and hasmin were sitting sa pamamagitan ng the fountain.
"What do you mean?" inquired Jasmine, while she petted Rajah.
"Oh nothing..."
"Okay, well then I'm just gonna go to my room and get-"
"Fine, alright, I'll tell you! You've got me!" interrupted Pea, being her usual drama-queen self. "I just don't understand how you can plan on marrying someone who thinks you're stupid!"
"Prince Ali called me stupid?" demanded Jasmine, her tone furious.
"Well, not exactly...I believe his specific words were 'lacking in brain but so rich and beautiful that I put up with it.' Something like that."
With that, hasmin headed into the palace to find her fiancé, her fists clenched.
Princess gisantes turned to Rajah: "Princesses can be so tempermental, can't they?"
For the rest of the day, hasmin refused to speak to Prince Ali Ababwa. Princess gisantes couldn't be madami pleased with her scheme. Finally she would be loved sa pamamagitan ng a prince. Because although gisantes would never in her wildest dreams admit it, all she really wanted was for someone to pag-ibig her.
"I wouldn't blame you if you called off the wedding," gisantes said...this time to Ali Ababwa. "The girl obviously has serious issues. I mean accusing you of calling her stupid when you clearly never sinabi anything of the sort."
"You don't understand, Pea," replied Ali, "I pag-ibig hasmin madami than anything."
"Oh, I see," answered gisantes sweetly. "Well, I didn't realize it was that serious. So she loves you even with all your supposed flaws she mentioned. How romantic!"
"Flaws?"
"Yeah," gisantes deviously engaged the prince in conversation, "To be madami specific: She has a list. It's the listahan of things she can't stand about you. Off the tuktok of my head some of the words were smelly, lazy, annoying, moronic and devastatingly bad-looking."
Prince Ali couldn't even respond he was so heartbroken. Princess gisantes all of a sudden noticed a little green fellow sitting on her shoulder. "Who the hell are you?" she asked.
"Cricket's the name, Jiminy Cricket. I'm here to be your conscience. After Pinocchio became a real boy, he grew up to be a crack addict who makes his money through his own porn website so I really need someone else to let me be their guide. Look at what you've done, Pea. You've broken the hearts of two innocent people sa pamamagitan ng lying to them just so you can have a chance with Prince Ali. Is that really the type of person you want to be? No! You're better than that, Pea! Now the first thing you should do is-" gisantes flicked the annoying bug off her shoulder and watched him soar over the balcony and disappear. Her thoughts went back to her devious scheme.
She went over to hasmin and decided it was time to come clean...maybe she did have shred of a soul.
"You made all of that stuff up just to break up me and Ali? Are you crazy? You are the most self-absorbed person I've met since Prince Achmed! I want you out of here sa pamamagitan ng tonight!" hasmin slammed the door in Pea's face.
"Well you're a fugly whore..." replied gisantes under her breath.
gisantes sadly made her way over to the palace hall...she overheard Ali from behind the corner of the wall. Prince Ali was talking to someone but who? She peeked over to see Ali Ababwa talking to a floating blue genie. Ali was saying something, "I should've known I couldn't pull off this prince thing. According to Peanalita, hasmin hates me."
"Don't give up, Al!" the Genie exclaimed. Suddenly he was wearing a sparkly ball toga and had a blonde bun. "No matter how your puso is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true!" He returned to his normal form. "Talk to Jasmine. I'll be in my lamp." The Genie whirled away back into his itty-bittie living space.
"I heard the whole thing," gisantes sinabi from behind the corner of the wall.
"Oh no..." replied Ali. "Please Pea, don't tell hasmin I'm not a prince!"
"What? You're not a prince?"
"No, isn't that what you just overheard? I'm really a street-rat...I found this genie and now I-"
"Don't worry Al," smiled Pea. "Jasmine has a good heart. I'm sure she loves you for who you are...I on the other hand have completely Nawawala interest now that I know you're a filthy peasant. And in exchange for my keeping your secret from princess hotpants, I'm gonna need a little favor of my own."
With that, Princess gisantes rode off on tuktok of Aladdin's magic carpet, onwards to a new destination, wherever that may be.

(End Of Part 5)