Sinderella and Prince Charming had just enjoyed the most wonderfully romantic honeymoon. They had ridden white horses together on the beach. They had stayed up until midnight each evening staring at the stars. Sinderella knew it was all thanks to her friend Princess Pea, who was awaiting their return at the palace. And on that araw where Sinderella and her prince returned to the kingdom in their carriage, Sinderella was quickly reminded that even happily ever after has a few kinks.
"CINDERELLA!" Princess gisantes screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while you were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess gisantes lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" gisantes lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved sa pamamagitan ng some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in kama because his kastilyo is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," sinabi Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling Sinderella to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," Sinderella sinabi dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while you were gone?"
"Sure," sinabi Sinderella struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a walis but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" Sinderella ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." gisantes considered aloud.
That night, Princess gisantes brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" sinabi the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the kama in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," sinabi a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed gisantes when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a balabal sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought you could use a hand. Or rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, you can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm madami fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess gisantes snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything you wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," sinabi Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of bahaghari colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
"CINDERELLA!" Princess gisantes screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while you were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess gisantes lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" gisantes lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved sa pamamagitan ng some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in kama because his kastilyo is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," sinabi Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling Sinderella to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," Sinderella sinabi dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while you were gone?"
"Sure," sinabi Sinderella struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a walis but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" Sinderella ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." gisantes considered aloud.
That night, Princess gisantes brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" sinabi the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the kama in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," sinabi a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed gisantes when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a balabal sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought you could use a hand. Or rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, you can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm madami fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess gisantes snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything you wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," sinabi Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of bahaghari colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
28. Mulan purple dress
27. Mulan green dress
26. Mulan wedding dress
25. hasmin in Snow White dress
24. hasmin in Sinderella dress
23. hasmin South America outfit
22. Pocahontas dress with cloak
21. Pocahontas dress without cloak
20. hasmin kulay-rosas outfit with cloak
19. hasmin wedding dress
18. Ariel childhood bra
27. Mulan green dress
26. Mulan wedding dress
25. hasmin in Snow White dress
24. hasmin in Sinderella dress
23. hasmin South America outfit
22. Pocahontas dress with cloak
21. Pocahontas dress without cloak
20. hasmin kulay-rosas outfit with cloak
19. hasmin wedding dress
18. Ariel childhood bra