So back in my junior taon of high school I was obsessed with Tigi Bedhead Products.
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One araw I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. You read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with you my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to you and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one paliguan hold?
Looking around here you think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands you don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do you call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I pag-ibig their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my tanong and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a youtube video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes sa pamamagitan ng ipinapakita you that. It's on private on a secondary username so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!
Bedhead products.
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One araw I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. You read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with you my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to you and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World:
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
Treasure's untold.
How much Bedhead can one paliguan hold?
Looking around here you think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde* and Cocky a-plenty.
I've got Small Talk and Girl Toy's
galore.
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands you don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do you call it? oh.
FRIZZ FREE!
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I pag-ibig their Small Talk Thickener and Masterpiece Spray!
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my tanong and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a youtube video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes sa pamamagitan ng ipinapakita you that. It's on private on a secondary username so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!
Prince Ali, yes it is he
But not as you know him
Read my lips and come to grips with reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth - whoopee!
So long, ex-Prince Ali!
But not as you know him
Read my lips and come to grips with reality
Yes, meet a blast from your past
Whose lies were too good to last
Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin
Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from me
His personality flaws
Give me adequate cause
To send him packing on a one-way trip
So his prospects take a terminal dip
His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the earth - whoopee!
So long, ex-Prince Ali!
View from Lidingö over to Stockholm, picture taken by me
Crappy picture I made.
Today I'll focus on why I love Rapunzel
Today I'll focus on why I love Ariel
Today I'll talk about why I love Jasmine
I thought I'd do this one next. Anyways, keep in mind that this is my opinion, and we may disagree, so respect my opinion and I'll respect yours.
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