You know the deal by now. I write, you read, someone comments.
I know absolutely jack shit about music and pag-awit and all the technical stuff... This is just based on which is the nicest to listen to.
Plus, I have nothing to do. It's a Saturday and the only thing planned is lol'ing at Jessi Slaughter and finishing this stupidly easy mixed crossover video. Pfft.
So, yes, hmm. I would put a swearing warning, but there's no real need anymore.
On with the countdown?
8) Belle
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere... It's just too bad that I'm not cut out for it because I can't even be bothered to go out and find any adventure, let alone experience it.
Of course this isn't biased! How dare you accuse me of that?
Though serious face, I really don't like Paige O'Hara's voice. I don't know why. I just don't like listening to it. It sounds bad and it's boring to listen to... And ugh, the songs really don't help.
This artikulo is going to be brief, based on what I just wrote, as I have know run out of things to say. Yay!
7) Snow White
Someday my Prince will come! If not, I've always wanted a labrador.
She's not last! It's a miracle!
Snow White's voice is best left unsaid. If it were any higher, they'd use her as a dog whistle in her spare time. Though, if it came down to it, I'd rather listen to her sing than Belle.
6) Cinderella
A dream is a wish your puso makes? Well, my puso is wishing for a madami interesting song and I'm not dreaming about it.
I feel bad to have Sinderella this low. It's madami the fact that her songs are so boring that we never get to hear her in a positive light. Damn.
I like her voice. It's sweet and soft and stuff. But Hesus Christ, it coud be reclassified as a lullaby.
5) Mulan/Jasmine
Tell me Princess, when did you last visit your vocal coach?
Why is it that Mulan sounds better than hasmin when she sings, even though they both have the same pag-awit voice? :/
hasmin is definitely dragging this duo down. I pag-ibig listening to Reflection because Mulan's voice is just BEAUTIFUL. A Whole New World... Not so much.
4) Ariel
I wanna be where the people are, thank God I'll be mute, or my singing'll scare 'em!
You're not allowed to boo.
I pag-ibig Ariel's voice, and I pag-ibig listening to Part Of Your World, but this is just a case of I pag-ibig the others more. Plus, she has a freaky accent when she sings.
3) Aurora
Please sing again. I don't want my eardrums.
I pag-ibig Aurora's pag-awit voice. It's so operatic and I pag-ibig the notes she can pull off.
Like Cinders though, her songs bore me so much that I just can't enjoy it properly. D:
2) Tiana
And to think I could've had Jessica Rabbit's job...
As if her talking isn't enough, Tiana also has to sing like an angel. Which begs the question: If she can sing that well, why doesn't she sing on the streets for a bit of extra money? Someone could discover her and she'd get her big break and then affording a restaurant would be a doddle!
Oh well. I pag-ibig listening to her sing those lovely interesting songs of her's.
1) Pocahontas
Does the mountain sing with that much ferocity, too?
Could it be anyone else?
Pocahonts sings beautifully and her songs are just fantastic to listen to. She may not have the most powerful and technically sound voice but I think it's easily the nicest one to listen to out of the bunch.
Abrupt artikulo was abrupt.
I have a bloody headache. >:I
This makes me grouchy, hence why I just pistook everything in the captions. Oh, I need to go watch a horror film.
Do me and favour and rape link? Kthx.
Clopin's face is telling you to go rape Michelle's YouTube... DO IT. DO IT NOW.
