Everything Wrong with Aladdin

Narrator: And so, the gang continue to run for their life like a bunch of sissies-

Hella: OH WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE F*** UP ALREADY WHOEVER YOU ARE? YOUR NOT EVEN HELPING AT ALL! ALL YOUR DOING IS TALKING CRAP ABOUT IT WHILE DOING CRAP IN THE TOILET!

*Silence*

Porcupine: Okay, that was kinda awkward...

Rodney: You can say that again...

Hella: Shut up and keep running away from me or I'll be crazy. Okay that sounded kinda weird and stupid.

Rodney: Well actually-

Hella: DON'T SAY ANYTHING! OR ELSE IT WILL GET MUCH WORSE FOR YOU!

Rodney: Even madami running! *Runs into a tall pillar and falls down flat...

Ariel was strolling down the kalye when suddenly she bumped into a brunette.
"Sorry!" The brunette sinabi and helped Ariel up.
"i'm the one who has to be sorry." Ariel said, getting up.
"Ariel?" The brunette asked with disbelief.
Ariel looked at her and understanding broke into her face. Only one lady had those hazel eyes and brown hair pulled back into a ponytail. "God, you're Demi Lovato... right?" She added when brunette looked confused.
"What the heck are you talking about?" asked the brunette. "I'm Belle."
"What the heck?" Ariel stared at Belle.
"Maybe I should spell it: B-E-L-L-E, Belle."...

Chapter 2 continued

Emily felt mga paru-paro in her stomach. She gave an anxious look at Jiminy. He gave her a worried frown in return. She now pressed her ears to the black curtain.

"Who is this Emily?" the Evil reyna asked.

"She is fair, she is cunning, and she will bring you your downfall," the mirror sinabi in a desperate tone,"Yet, she will be the fairest of them all"

The reyna was as white as a sheet,"How did this happen?"

"The cricket."the mirror explained.

"The cricket! The cricket! She has gone back! I must warn the others before she destroys our work!,"the Evil reyna cried,"She is a misfit,...