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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your susunod target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held sa pamamagitan ng Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. sinabi Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. sinabi Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. sinabi Hitler My fuhrer, you shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and mga kaibigan go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are you planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to you and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. sinabi Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. sinabi Hitler I think you should find some isda for me while you're at it. sinabi Krebs Fine. I'll find some isda for you. sinabi Hitler My fuhrer, i object to you proving this thing's existence. sinabi Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought you were in favor of this plan! sinabi Hitler I'm not. Because i believe you won't find this creature. sinabi Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! sinabi Hitler (An oras later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! sinabi Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your susunod target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. sinabi Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. sinabi Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's sinabi to be present. sinabi Steiner Fine. We'll go there. sinabi Hitler My furher, you shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are you going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner sinabi I can find it on a couple different web sites. sinabi Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are you sure you wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard or not. sinabi Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to you playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! sinabi Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! sinabi Hitler This music is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. sinabi Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. sinabi Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. sinabi Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. sinabi Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure you have a hat to wear has to be one of them! sinabi Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. sinabi Jodl And you should of! This is why none of you come prepared for these kind of situations! sinabi Hitler Let's not get upset and...