SCENE 1:
Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull you out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of you in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Jimmy: As do I
Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!
Jimmy: I'm just being hones-
Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!
Jimmy: Bu-
Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I sinabi GET OUT!
(later that same evening)
Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.
Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?
Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let you back in the house
SCENE 2:
Michael: Why are you so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my ipakita would be boring!
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).
SCENE 3:
Michael: You know it's probably one of those things you SHOULDN'T ask about..
SCENE 4:
Michael: I only threw up twice, so it was a good day..
SCENE 5:
Jimmy: (trying to make a ipakita about himself, and speaking infront of camera) Yo, this is J dog, an-
Michael: Jimmy! Stop talking like that, your fat white nerd, start pagganap like it.
Jimmy: Michael, get out! I'I'm trying to make a show!
Michael: Please don't. It's bad enough Trevor has one..
SCENE 6:
Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.
Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.
Michael: Not sure why I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.
Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies you value yourself only as others value you. Witch is usually the result of having a miserable childhood.
Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.
Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it?
(20 minutos later)
Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues, and lots of rolled up tissues around him) and above all else., when I was 11, my mommy told me that my pet pagong ran away.. (sniffs) but he didn't run away.. TURTLES CAN'T RUN!
Michael: (continues crying loudly)
SCENE 7:
Steve: We need you to steal a nerve gas for terriests.
Michael: (sarcastically) Oh sure! And while we're at it, let's all go watch my little parang buriko and eat raw cookie doe.. Because todays the araw to stop making SENCE!
Trevor: (angrily) is that sarcasm!?
Michael: (angrily) Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! You fuck!.. A few weeks ago. I was happily retired, soaking sa pamamagitan ng my swimming pool.. And my psychotic best friend shows up outta nowhere, to torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made. Almost a decade ago!
SCENE 8:
Michael: (appears in front of Trevors trailer, giving rock motion) T!
Trevor: (annoyedly) Get outta here Michael! Your ruining my show!
Michael: Huh. A ipakita about you. I'm serprised it wasn't "already" ruined..
Words appear saying "(THAT'S MICHAEL)".
SCENE 9:
Michael approached Dave Norten.
Michael: Davy!? Sup!?
Dave: About as much as can be expected., but the news is 'not' good.
Michael: Ahh.. Why are you always tripping on life, yo!?
Dave: (annoyed) Why are you talking like that?
Michael: Don't trip on my voice bro!
Dave: (angrily) Shut up!
Michael: Whatever.
Dave: Anyway.. I know you did that fuckin jewelry job.
Michael: Dave. Really. Your imagining things.
SCENE 10:
Micheal: (robbing a jewelry store to pay back a Mexican mob boss) I haven't been this excited sense I passed the segundo grade..
(Flashback)
Michael: (only 10, and sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo segundo grade..
(Flashback 2)
Michael: (almost 16, sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo segundo grade..
(Flashback 3)
Teacher: Congrades Mr Townley you passed segundo grade..
Michael: (now an adult) that's fantastic., but I have to go. There's a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.
SCENE 11:
Michael: (shots his way though the guards, killing about 20 before dramatically diving though the window but the lid of the dumpster closes and Michael lands painfully against it, nearly breaking his back, and slides off in pain).
Michael: (gets up and suddenly gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a car and falls onto the ground).
Driver: Are you okay!? (opens his door but it smashes Michael in the face).
SCENE 12:
Lester: If your that desperate, we can rob that old jewelry store.
Michael: Are you fuckin kidding me, I'm trying to LOSE heat.
Lester: I was just sayin-
Michael: Shut up wheels!
Lester: Don't call me whe-
Michael: I am not robbing no Jewelry store.. No way in hell!
LATER AGAIN:
Michael: (dramatically bursts into the sinabi jewelry store, with bite helmet to hide his face, and loaded M16 assault rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!
Packie MacCreary: Yeah! On the fuckin floor!
Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first!.. But first fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!..
Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!
Michael: (takes of the helmet) Okay, you know what., Fuck the money! Everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!
SCENE 13:
Michael: (sarcastically) Someone should may as well call the army at this point.
Army: NOBODY MOVE!
Michael: ... I should of guessed.
SCENE 14:
Packie: He's Canadian!?
Michael: Yep. A lonely old Canadian brony who has no life outside this site.
Packie: God! no wonder we're all so screwed up in this verison!
Michael: Yeah.. Soon as I found out. I was ready to put a fuckin bullet in my mouth.
Packie: I don't blame you..
Michael: Yeah, but what can we do.. He's still the one Pagsulat this.
Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull you out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of you in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Jimmy: As do I
Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!
Jimmy: I'm just being hones-
Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!
Jimmy: Bu-
Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I sinabi GET OUT!
(later that same evening)
Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.
Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?
Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let you back in the house
SCENE 2:
Michael: Why are you so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my ipakita would be boring!
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).
SCENE 3:
Michael: You know it's probably one of those things you SHOULDN'T ask about..
SCENE 4:
Michael: I only threw up twice, so it was a good day..
SCENE 5:
Jimmy: (trying to make a ipakita about himself, and speaking infront of camera) Yo, this is J dog, an-
Michael: Jimmy! Stop talking like that, your fat white nerd, start pagganap like it.
Jimmy: Michael, get out! I'I'm trying to make a show!
Michael: Please don't. It's bad enough Trevor has one..
SCENE 6:
Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.
Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.
Michael: Not sure why I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.
Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies you value yourself only as others value you. Witch is usually the result of having a miserable childhood.
Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.
Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it?
(20 minutos later)
Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues, and lots of rolled up tissues around him) and above all else., when I was 11, my mommy told me that my pet pagong ran away.. (sniffs) but he didn't run away.. TURTLES CAN'T RUN!
Michael: (continues crying loudly)
SCENE 7:
Steve: We need you to steal a nerve gas for terriests.
Michael: (sarcastically) Oh sure! And while we're at it, let's all go watch my little parang buriko and eat raw cookie doe.. Because todays the araw to stop making SENCE!
Trevor: (angrily) is that sarcasm!?
Michael: (angrily) Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! You fuck!.. A few weeks ago. I was happily retired, soaking sa pamamagitan ng my swimming pool.. And my psychotic best friend shows up outta nowhere, to torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made. Almost a decade ago!
SCENE 8:
Michael: (appears in front of Trevors trailer, giving rock motion) T!
Trevor: (annoyedly) Get outta here Michael! Your ruining my show!
Michael: Huh. A ipakita about you. I'm serprised it wasn't "already" ruined..
Words appear saying "(THAT'S MICHAEL)".
SCENE 9:
Michael approached Dave Norten.
Michael: Davy!? Sup!?
Dave: About as much as can be expected., but the news is 'not' good.
Michael: Ahh.. Why are you always tripping on life, yo!?
Dave: (annoyed) Why are you talking like that?
Michael: Don't trip on my voice bro!
Dave: (angrily) Shut up!
Michael: Whatever.
Dave: Anyway.. I know you did that fuckin jewelry job.
Michael: Dave. Really. Your imagining things.
SCENE 10:
Micheal: (robbing a jewelry store to pay back a Mexican mob boss) I haven't been this excited sense I passed the segundo grade..
(Flashback)
Michael: (only 10, and sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo segundo grade..
(Flashback 2)
Michael: (almost 16, sitting with his mom)
Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo segundo grade..
(Flashback 3)
Teacher: Congrades Mr Townley you passed segundo grade..
Michael: (now an adult) that's fantastic., but I have to go. There's a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.
SCENE 11:
Michael: (shots his way though the guards, killing about 20 before dramatically diving though the window but the lid of the dumpster closes and Michael lands painfully against it, nearly breaking his back, and slides off in pain).
Michael: (gets up and suddenly gets hit sa pamamagitan ng a car and falls onto the ground).
Driver: Are you okay!? (opens his door but it smashes Michael in the face).
SCENE 12:
Lester: If your that desperate, we can rob that old jewelry store.
Michael: Are you fuckin kidding me, I'm trying to LOSE heat.
Lester: I was just sayin-
Michael: Shut up wheels!
Lester: Don't call me whe-
Michael: I am not robbing no Jewelry store.. No way in hell!
LATER AGAIN:
Michael: (dramatically bursts into the sinabi jewelry store, with bite helmet to hide his face, and loaded M16 assault rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!
Packie MacCreary: Yeah! On the fuckin floor!
Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first!.. But first fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!..
Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!
Michael: (takes of the helmet) Okay, you know what., Fuck the money! Everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!
SCENE 13:
Michael: (sarcastically) Someone should may as well call the army at this point.
Army: NOBODY MOVE!
Michael: ... I should of guessed.
SCENE 14:
Packie: He's Canadian!?
Michael: Yep. A lonely old Canadian brony who has no life outside this site.
Packie: God! no wonder we're all so screwed up in this verison!
Michael: Yeah.. Soon as I found out. I was ready to put a fuckin bullet in my mouth.
Packie: I don't blame you..
Michael: Yeah, but what can we do.. He's still the one Pagsulat this.
