My first soapbox I'm seriously bored and this just came to me sooo....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is!

2. People who are willing to get off their asno to paghahanap the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and
change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can'teat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid 12euro to come to the cinema and stare at the
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there did ya?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do
that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus
come?
Would I be standing here if it had?

So there it is.
Nobody go reporting me or something this is meant to be light-hearted.