reyna Ke$ha writes on note: Sponge and Starfish pag-awit stupid song! #idiots (attaches it to bird and sets it free)
King Blowhole: What are you doing?
Ke$ha: I'm tweeting.
Blowhole: Huh.
Sponge and Pat: Duh duh duh duh doo da do duh duh! Idiot Friends! Duh dee da da doo duh duh duh duh! Idiot Friends!
Blowhole: STOP! (Sponge and Pat stop singing) No Pepsi for you! Princess! Freeze them!
Ice Princess: Shatak Kanata!
Sponge and Pat: AAAAH! (Become frozen)
Blowhole: Hahahahahahahaha! Oh I pag-ibig being king! Isn't royal life just grand my queen?
Ke$ha: What Evs.
Blowhole: Eh, women today. NEXT!
Ariana Grande comes forward
Blowhole: Ah yes. The peasant. What is your talent.
Ariana: I sing. But I need someone to sing with me.
Blowhole: Who shall sing with the peasant?
(No one sagot for a few seconds)
Voice: I will! (Everyone looks around to see who sinabi it)
Jessie: Aah! The dragon!
(Jake Long enters with boom box as everyone clears his path)
Jake: Don't be afraid people. I came to sing with this young lady. And also teach this king a few tips on popularity.
Blowhole: Oh really? Well in that case, give me all you got!
Jake: Yes your majesty! (Turns on boom box. Boom box plays Popular Song)
Ariana singing: La la, la la. You were the popular one, the popular fish, it is what it is, now I'm popular-ish.
Jake singing: You sitting on your trono drinking Pepsi til it's gone, now your working at the theater selling popular corn. You make us feel bad from the things you do. It ain't so funny when the joke's on you!
Ariana: Ooh, the joke's on you, got everyone laughing, got everyone clapping.
Together: And asking how come you look so cool? Well that's the only thing that I've learned in school...I sinabi that's the only thing that I've learned in school. My problem, I never was a model, I never was a starter, cause you were always popular, you were pag-awit all the songs I don't know, now you're in the front row, cause my song is popular. Popular, I know about popular, it's not about who you are or your fancy car, you're only ever who you were. Popular, I know about popular, and all that you have to do is be true to you, that's all you ever need to know.
Ice Princess: I don't know about you your majesty, but I'm gonna dance!
Blowhole: What? Oh come on, it's not THAT great! What do you think Ke$ha? (Sees Ke$ha's trono empty) Ke$ha? (Sees Ke$ha walking to Jake and Ariana) Ke$ha get back here! I command you!
Ke$ha rapping: What up Ariana and Jake Long, do you guys mind if I sumali along?
Jake rapping: Oh no, not at all, I admire your rappin', say have you ever sang with a dragon?
Ke$ha: No I have not, but now it's fun, this really gets my party on!
Jake: Well I'm very glad we could all get along, now let's get everyone to sing this song!
Jessie: My problem, I never was a model
Gumball: I never was a starter
Orange: Cause you were always popular
Penguins: You were singing, all the songs we don't know
Ice Princess: Now you're in the front row
Taylor: Cause my song is popular!
(Jake breathes apoy on nagyelo Spongebob and Patrick freeing them)
Sponge and Pat: Hooray!
Spongebob: Did we miss anything?
Jake: Nope, we just begun! 1, 2, 3!
Spongebob: Popular, I know about popular
Patrick: It's not about who you are or your fancy car, you're only ever who you were
Everyone: Popular, we know about popular, and all that you have to do, is be true to you, that's all you ever need to know. Popular, we know about popular, and all that you have to do, is be true to you...
Ariana: ...that's all you ever need to KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! (Glass shatters)
Everyone applauds and Ariana thanks Jake. Blowhole approaches.
Blowhole: Oh fine! Pepsi for you.
Jake: We don't think so!
Ariana: I'd say, Pepsi for all!
Everyone charges into Blowhole
Orange: I'll spit to that! (spits seed which pops Blowhole's Segway tire. Blowhole falls)
Blowhole: Princess! Freeze that foolish fruit!
Ice Princess: No. I quit! Shatak Kanata! (Freezes Blowhole)
Blowhole: NOOOOOO! (Freezes)
Ke$ha: All hail King Jake!
Ice Princess: And our segundo princess, Ariana!
(Everyone cheers and raise Pepsi cans)
Pepsi-The Popular One
