jarbs58's Entry 2011

once upon a time in a galaxy far far away. there was a little martian girl named marvin. she was going to see darth vader. when suddenly other cartoon characters burst through the doors.


marvin the martian: "hey! i was walking over here to see darth vader"

other cartoons: "yes you where sorry about that"

marvin the martian: "sure thing"

pokemon came and helped her up. and they told her to see darthvader at the death star. but her laser beam froze because elsa the snow reyna froze it.

elsa the snow queen: "sorry! for freezing your laser beam little girl"

marvin the martian: that's alright.


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Once there was a massive city called Egor after the nakaraan king. Inside Egor laid the towering Egor Castle. Inside this kastilyo lived the King Elbus. Also in the kastilyo were 11 knights. In the village lived a short peasant girl named Grale. susunod to Grale's tahanan was the blacksmith tindahan which was owned sa pamamagitan ng the wise Zolieol. In the nearby mountains there laid a cave at the tallest mountain. In it lived the griffin, Thorous. He was greedy, vicious, and murderous. One tragic day, Thorous decided he was tred of living in a dirty, wet cave. So he soared down to Egor. He killed all in his path and...

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