Two Nonsensical Poems Written sa pamamagitan ng EverybodyLies, who was forced into this sa pamamagitan ng DarkSarcasm. grr.
Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch For Girls
Demerits at Camp Skyline Ranch for Girls
-7 for freezing the ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise packets
-7 for terrorizing local wildlife rangers
-7 for directing all visiting parents into the riflery range, where children were having class.
-7 for referring to splint on foot as ‘toe condom’
-7 for failure to return from one araw canoeing trip for four days
-7 for rigging the TV to only play the dancing scene from The Breakfast Club
-7 for harboring a fugitive in the...
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