1. Q. Why did the chicken tumawid the internet?
A. To get to the other site!

2. Q. What do you get when you tumawid the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Half-way!

3. Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!

4. Q. What kind of rooms have no walls?
A. Mushrooms!

5. Q. What kind of shoes are made from saging skins?
A. Slippers!

6. Q. What do you get when you tumawid a ibong dagat with a pig?
A. A polar boar!

7. I know a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!

8. I know a guy who was so cheap, he keeps his wallet in an unlisted pocket! Also, when he goes fishing, he puts a picture of a worm on his hook, and catches a picture of a fish!

9. Q. What has a thousand legs but can't walk?
A. 500 pairs of pants!

10. (My favorite)
Q. What do you get when you tumawid a madala with a chinese frying pan?
A. Wok-a Wok-a!