paliguan Song
I'm in the paliguan and I'm Pagsulat a song
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
and lather, rinse, repeat
as needed.
I Play For Me
When I play, I play for me
I don't need your charity
La lalala lalalalalalala
lalala lalala lalalalalalala....
Double-Jointed Boy
...was the double, double, double-jointed boy.
Stephanie
Stephanie...
knows all the chords.
Terry
Terry's a jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
You're all invited to bite me!
Smelly Cat (incomplete version)
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault.
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from episode 2.08
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl, we'll call her Betty
And a guy, let's call him Neil
Now I can't stress this point too strongly...
This story isn't real.
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly?
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie?
He must decide, he must decide,
even though I made him up, he must decide!
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from episode 2.12
Grandma
Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes,
She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad sinabi she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and some araw you will too.
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do
There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But don't.
'Cause that's another thing
That you don't wanna do
Everybody!
That's another thing
That you don't wanna do.
The Cow in the Meadow
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
Now, chickens!
Sometimes
Sometimes men pag-ibig women
Sometimes men pag-ibig men,
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves.
La lalala lalalalala la
La la lalala lala la la
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from episode 2.17
Smelly Cat (longest version Phoebe ever did in coffee house)
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their paborito pet.
It may not be a kama of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses.
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from episode 2.18
Crusty Old Man
And a crusty old man
said, "I'll do what I can,"
and the rest of the rats played moroccas.
