We watched them meet…

DEAN: Hi.

RORY: Hi.

DEAN: I don't know you at all but I want you to know that I watch you.

RORY: You watch me?

DEAN: Yeah. I stare at you like a stalker while you read about whales. Aren't I sweet?

RORY: Yeah! Hey, why don't I get you a job at Doose's as a bagboy so that all the future guys in my life can make fun of you?

DEAN: Sure! Hey, guess what? I'm annoyingly tall!

We watched them meet each other's families…

DEAN: I know a lot about Willy Wonka! He's my paborito chocolateer!

LORELAI: Er… why don't you sumali us for our puso attack inducing pig-out?

DEAN: Sure! I'll...