"I bet he's the gay one"-on kurt, three segundos after hearing him talk

Dad:Why are those two boys dancing?
Me:...because they're boyfriends.
Dad:I know, but the name of the song is,"more than a woman".

"Is he 'Joe cool' of the school or something? -on puck

"If I was her, I would have told them,'ladies get out of here!"-he sinabi that on the episode "dance with somebody" In the scene when blaine and kurt go
to emma's office

"DAMN!That school is small!"-the graduation episode

"Is she gonna throw her hat up in the air like mary tyler moore?"-at
the end of the graduation episode when rachel is in new york

"The tan girl is totally the male of the couple"- on brittana